Send a funny pick-up line!

[Xavier]

Idc if its dirty, dark, or corny. Just make it funny.
Disclaimer: Pick-up lines are for nonintellectual beings of great insignificance. The only practical use for these detestable sayings is for laughs. If you ever intend to use a pickup line on someone out of genuine interest you are pathetic.
Enjoy!
Ps: here's a funny one, "Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
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[[[global:former-user]]]

@XX_Reivax_XX
Are you a bank loan?
Cause you got my interest

[Mello]

Are you suicide, cuz i wanna commit to u xD

[...snpem69]

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

[S.A.M.I]

@XxBabyBooxX samir has a new acnt his acnt name is Sam770

[...snpem69]

Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

[S.A.M.I]

@XxBabyBooxX samir acnt name is Sam770 trust me I bet u know samir

[Quatre]

@XxBabyBooxX NO THATS ON MY BIO

[S.A.M.I]

I'm taking about samir who r u

[Quatre]

@XX_Reivax_XX

-ur like a coconut, i wanna smash you until the white stuff comes out

-can i read your shirt in braile?

-put that yoga to use and show me how flexible you are

[Mello]

@Quatre Im so sorrryyy
Didnt know!

[Xavier]

@XxBabyBooxX kat is a bully, just ignore her

[Quatre]

@XxBabyBooxX ahah no ur fine

[Quatre]

@XX_Reivax_XX i’m not a bully :((

[zAdelinxD]

@XxBabyBooxX wanna chat ?

[mikeJB]

@XX_Reivax_XX youre like a cute little deer

and im FAWNing all over you

[Mickeyyyyy]

@XX_Reivax_XX I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

[James C-137]

@XX_Reivax_XX How do u get a hundred babies into a bucket

With a blender

[mikeJB]

@James-C-137 im gonna take a guess. in school you were always last to be picked for games

[pear5.0]

@XX_Reivax_XX my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in.