The 1980s had balls

[The Trailcutter]

The 1980s was a decade of decadence. Everybody in my neighborhood at least did coke, our dogs did coke the cats had a secret coke fiend thing going on. Birds flew into the windows the just did a line of coke on and then there was the f.ucking parties every weekend and in the mountains in the summer. The 80s rocked as hard as venus and serena william's grabbing you by the balls and stretching your nut cords to the max so they could play Double Dutch cuz they were bored that was the 1980s folks.