Replacement for what's up / what up

[Kaho]

Hey.
So I am finding a replenishment for what's up or what up.
Coz I'm sick of getting replies like sky, ceiling 😑 . u (whoever reply like this) might think its cool or funny. But it makes me not talk with u ever again 😑 .. And mostly people here affected by this virus. So what will be good replacement for this?
Howdy ? Or what's ... Ughhhh
I'm clueless .
So help me for this .
Btw what's up ? :)

[Kaho]

@AllAboutGay
What was u trying to say ?

[NathanOnFire]

@Ash-33 My vote goes to howdy.

[Kaho]

@NathanOnFire
Don't vote!! Suggest me

[NathanOnFire]

@Ash-33 Well okay, as you wish! How about something like "Greetings and salutations, my dear Sir!" 🙃

[A Former User]

What's good

[Equinox]

@AllAboutGay I like how you can just blatantly defend the gays in any conversation and it somehow makes sense.

[Equinox]

@Ash-33
how's it poppin
What's happenin
How's it shakin
How's life

[mikeJB]

i say if gays wanna take it in the butt and be happy, as long as you dont invite me to the party, then keep pounding those pipes!

[mikeJB]

the answer is whaddup

[mikeJB]

@Jesssssss jess, with that picture (if it is really you), how many times a day do you get hit on?

[A Former User]

@mikeJB A LOT but i don't mind

[mikeJB]

@Jesssssss this is no pick up line, just what my eyes are seeing...you look like a damn model

[A Former User]

@mikeJB
Thankss

[mikeJB]

@Jesssssss in that pic i still say you look like a hacker chick. but i also just realized.........you look so damn much like billie ellish too!

[A Former User]

@mikeJB Ive been getting that a lot lol

[Kaho]

@Jesssssss
See!!!!! I'm not alone😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MrXs spiritgen7]

Being a stern and loyal Texan I'm with Howdy.

[WHAT2020]

@Ash-33 u can say how’s it going? 👍🏻

[sup]

waddup followed by the n word?