Is ketchup a smoothie?

[sarah_the_magpie]

according to wikipedia, tomatoes are considered fruits
google tells me that a smoothie is a "thick, smooth drink of fresh fruit"

so......

is ketchup a smoothie? i mean, it has to be, right?

people of tws, i really need to know your opinions on this matter

[Scottish]

@sarah_the_magpie only in the same way donald trump is a human being, technically correct but a disgusting bad taste example

[Matt_Aranha]

@sarah_the_magpie I'd say surely not. You don't typically put sugars and all the other crap they put in ketchup into a drink of fresh fruit.

Also ketchup is not exactly a drink unless all the preservatives have broken down to make it runny to the point of wateriness.

Also the key word is "fresh", which the fruit (if you can even call it that) in ketchup isn't.

[Scottish]

@sarah_the_magpie um Sarah, something just occurred to me, THIS is how you are revising for your exams?!?!?! Quality, you legend lol. Don't worry even if you flunk them you can just ketchup next year

[caesarsalad]

it is a non newtonian fluid. i wouldn't fancy it as a smoothie. maybe an unsophisticated dip on a lazy weekend.

[Vanie]

Whoaaaaaa
Bruh i think it is....guess ik what im gonna give my brother next time he bugs me for a smoothie....

[Hyde]

why not mayonaise ????? shocked

[Thales_BG]

@sarah_the_magpie you can add sugar and Ice to it. then I bet it will be a smoothie no matter what your brain tells you.

[AllAboutGay]

@sarah_the_magpie No. Ketchup is something that increases gay pride.

[wet teri]

I would much rather have pureed fresh tomatoes than anything considered ketchup

[sarah_the_magpie]

@Matt_Aranha said in Is ketchup a smoothie?:

You don't typically put sugars and all the other crap they put in ketchup into a drink of fresh fruit.

well, maybe you don't, but i enjoy my smoothies with lots of preservatives the more the merrier!

[Scottish]

@Hyde um, because eggs aren't fruit?

[Heinz]

wtf‍️ i never become

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@sarah_the_magpie Since ketchup comes in straight bottles, I officially grant it the Heterosexual Seal of Approval Drink it up!

[Nibba_Nibby]

@sarah_the_magpie i just know one ketchup name @Heinz
He is Tomagay aka tomatoketchup

[sarah_the_magpie]

@ExWater
i did, but it's always good to be extra sure

[Scottish]

@Matt_Aranha i nearly posted an extremely similar reply Matt but decided to say something silly instead

[Scottish]

@Matt_Aranha yes bro, tag team wrestlers lol

[RottenChoco]

@sarah_the_magpie said in Is ketchup a smoothie?:

according to wikipedia, tomatoes are considered fruits
google tells me that a smoothie is a "thick, smooth drink of fresh fruit"

so......

is ketchup a smoothie? i mean, it has to be, right?

people of tws, i really need to know your opinions on this matter

@Heinz help her to answer that. will u?

[Hyde]

@Scottish but but but....