Just. Bruh. This is like the "DM me frog" — this is so stupid to get in.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Okay so
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I’m in a store rn and I’m sitting on a bench, about 6 feet away from another bench, where a little kid (about 6 or 7 years old) is sitting. So right now, there’s a penny between both benches, and I almost reached down to get it, but right when I was about to reach down and get the penny, the little kid was about to reach down too. I glared at him, and then he took the warning and stepped back. Now both of us keep glaring at each other in a rude way, and we’re pretty much in a war as to who will get the penny 😂.
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WHY SHOULD YOU SIT IN A CORNER WHEN YOURE COLD?
IM SO FUNNIE OMG
I don’t really know what the point of this post was -
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@KATholic
that penny is rightfully yours, take it! for real, you earned it after you established dominance by giving that little urchin a death glare -
@sarah_the_magpie but he’ll give me the death glare back 😭
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@KATholic
oh don't worry about that, just grab it! it will be worth all the angry stares, because that magical penny is going to make you so wealthy~ -
@KATholic
just snatch it .. don't afraid of kid -
@KATholic
Next time you should pee on top of the penny, that's the right way to assert dominance!
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Cold calculation. Determine whether the penny is worth at least as much as the effort and risks involved.
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@Lurker You’re such a smartie 😭
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@Premedstudent Welllllll, you look smart, so what do you think?
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@aSH33 Tbh, he’s pretty adorable 😂 dammit, now I wanna go find him and hug him
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@KATholic lol. I'd say save the energy for something bigger. keep the eyes open for something better but might be as obviously shiny.
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@KATholic
Heart, heart, wink, and point! Oh wait, was that supposed to be with emojis? :thinking_face: :dizzy_face: :sleeping:
EDIT: It's supposed to say the title "Rage Over a Lost Penny" but I don't know why it had to pop up as a big display x_x!! goes back to sleep
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@KATholic Throw your handkerchief over penny. And then grab handkerchief and penny altogether 😉
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@Morf LMAOOO
I just tried to play that on the piano and...it’s gonna take some time
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@Vex-Man I didn’t have a handkerchief ;(
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@KATholic I think my buddy, Gus, had to learn and perform it for a recital once when he was in college. It definitely wasn't easy by any means. It was fun to see him play it though once he learned it in its entirety.
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@Morf Yeah there’s some serious prestissimo
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@KATholic It's not too terrible dividing each hand up, but the coordination part of it goes way beyond me x_x
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@Morf Yeah exactly 😂 I would end up slamming the piano and breakdown 😂😂