Eight Questions



  • I dare you to answer all eight of these questions even if your answers are long. Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now 😈

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?

    2. What do you wish you were really good at?

    3. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

    4. Whats your favorite joke?

    5. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    6. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    7. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?

    8. How do you feel about TWS?


  • Hella Assassins One Woman Army Fake Moderators Freedom Writers - Writing

    @OliveOlivia
    #1 Past. To change my mind about some things.
    #2 Everything I tried a hand at
    #3 A pool of water. Wow.
    #4 ---
    "Whats the best thing about Switzerland?"
    "I dont know, but the flag is a big plus."
    #5 Crepe. This is hard. A character from a lot of fictions mixed together cause I like a little bit of everything.
    #6 Jokes. Funny scenes. Funny moments. Anything considered funny, really.
    #7 A lot of things are overrated. Don't ask me why. IDK. They just are.
    #8 A magical place where I talk to strangers that I'll never recognize if I ever walk past them at a street or something.


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    @OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

    I dare you to answer all eight of these questions even if your answers are long. Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now 😈

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?

    No.
    Because I will be caught in a Causal Loop.

    1. What do you wish you were really good at?

    Maths.

    1. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

    Im a simple man, boiling oil will be enough for me.

    1. Whats your favourite joke?

    @OliveOlivia

    1. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    No one, I am happy being me.

    1. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    Stupidity. Amy schumer as well.

    1. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think so?

    Everything is of same value at a global level. Its the individuality of a person which makes it under-rated or over-rated.
    An anecdote, many people study extremely hard for an examination, believing that the examination will be difficult. But when they succeed, they think that, the particular exam was over-rated. Because they had a high expectation for it, in their minds.
    On the other hand, when someone has a low expectation for something, but that particular thing is above the expectation of that particular person, then for them, it is under-rated.
    So, its all about expectation and delivery.

    1. How do you feel about TWS?

    lol



  • @OliveOlivia said in Eights Questions:

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?

    The future, to gain some knowledge which would enable me to acquire a position of wealth/power I could then use to halt and hopefully reverse the coming cataclysm

    1. What do you wish you were really good at?

    Reading and interpreting signals as applied to me on an interpersonal level

    1. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

    Wine gums

    1. Whats your favorite joke?

    What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint

    1. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    Doctor Manhattan. The power to fix pretty much everything, prevent wars before they begin, solve the energy crisis, develop total understanding of the universe, travel anywhere and see everything, pause time...

    1. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    Silliness, absurdity, surrealism. Wit before humour. Dad jokes. Joy.

    1. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?

    Meme culture. I enjoy a good meme as much as anybody but I must emphasise GOOD. It has become too easy for any talentless schmuck to stick some words on an irrelevant picture and get applauded as clever for it. There is a plethora of truly shit memes out there people insist on sharing, typically where someone has just noticed they can switch a letter or word in a well-known phrase for something similar sounding. This does not make it automatically humorous or smart...

    1. How do you feel about TWS?

    The random chat bit I've used for a couple of years? It's alright, I've had some software issues but it's useful enough. This community aspect? I'm undecided although there are many things I like - ask me again in a while when I've been here more than a couple of weeks



  • @INFINITY I may have a new favourite joke 😂


  • One Woman Army

    1. future, so I'd stop worrying so much about what will happen...
    2. interacting with people
    3. water duh
    4. I have no memory for jokes
    5. Nope, I want to be real 😋
    6. Clever, surprising, but somehow obvious things... aka. Humor 😂
    7. the modern idea of "having fun", e.g. "cool parties", consuming entertainment and the like. That's just boring. I like meaningful things as in meaningful conversations, being close to the people I love, laughing about life, having kids, these things.
    8. Great place to come out of your shell, talk to an incredibly diverse group of people (as in nationality, upbringing, ideas, philosophies, religions, etc.). However get's kinda stressful often for me 🤷


    1. Visit the past and future simultaneously so that both appear as ghostly images that overlap each other, and the overlappy past-future person who most resembles local news reader Kylie Pentelow will become my Queen in the J-Dimension.
    2. Becoming a living shadow.
    3. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Cate Blanchett action figures.
    4. "Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm the Turin Shroud". Doctor: "You are, but that's not Jesus, it's Billy Connolly".
    5. Any character in an LBC / Talk Radio / Absolute network radio advert, because so little is expected of you, and you can just say whatever random thing you like.
    6. All human endeavor.
    7. Money. Money is overrated. That thing that's worth £200,000? It's actually worth about £50,000. £7000? £1000. Etc. You imagine the God of Money must be wise, and super-intelligent, but he's probably more like Idi Amin in a huge rasta hat.
    8. TWS is a website saved in my search bar and occasionally I poke it with a stick like a monster-faced child standing over washed-up jellyfish.

  • One Woman Army We Are Groot! Watch Anime Eyes Movie Buff Global Moderator

    1. The past. If it were in my hands to visit the future I probably wouldn´t resist seeing my end. And that would ruin the story, the whole mystery.
    2. Putting on a poker face.
    3. Dry martini.
    4. Catwoman. She´s sly, elusive and difficult to read, which makes her unpredictable.
    5. Dark humor, everything can be a joke if you approach it from the right perspective.
    6. Social validation, nobody should give up their individuality in order to fit in.
    7. A second home.

  • Hella Assassins Global Moderator

    @OliveOlivia

    1. None, fukk time machine, i love living in present.
    2. Math, this is so mental abuse to humans.
    3. Choco bars with gold lol
    4. An ex is always consider a joke😂
    5. Lara Croft (tomb raider)
    6. New year's resolution.. it makes me laugh i cant even establish one..
    7. Banana as a fruit
    8. I feel that Tws is into me.. Haha


  • 1 past

    2 lifing

    3 nembutal

    4 this guy tells a widow at her husband's funeral that he has something to say, he says "plethora" to which she replies "thank you, that means alot"
    5 god
    6 cringe compilations
    7 ovaries
    8


  • BEST REPLIES Hella Assassins Fake Moderators

    @OliveOlivia

    Oof, it's been a long time since I played a dare game 🙄

    1. I'd rather visit the past, what's the hurry to visit something that I'll eventually visit. The past is already gone, so revisiting could be more interesting and who knows... maybe I could visit a time in the past I wasn't around 🤷

    2. Love

    3. Euros and hopefully keep all of them!

    4. "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed." 😏

    5. Deadpool, he's hot and he is immortal!

    6. Goofy and innocent things. When someone says something extremelly bad or weird and get flustered after you point out that what they said is kinda... bad 😂

    7. K-pop, it's everywhere and I don't understand the buzz about it!

    8. It's not what it used to be but I still come here now and then!


  • tws gay club but no homo PUB CHAT REVIVER SPARTAN Hella Assassins The BatSheep One Woman Army Fake Moderators We Are Groot! Music Lovers Global Moderator

    @OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?

    Past SO I CAN BE A KID AGAIN

    1. What do you wish you were really good at?

    Riding horses

    1. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

    Air 🙂

    1. Whats your favorite joke?

    Me

    1. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    Dora so I can have a monkey wearing boots as a friend

    1. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    Dogs being weird

    1. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?

    SOME SONGS THAT ACTUALLY SUCK

    1. How do you feel about TWS?

    somebody get me out of here pliz



  • @OliveOlivia

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?

    If I had a time machine,I would go back in time to re-visit all my good memories.

    1. What do you wish you were really good at?

    Picking up girls or swimming.

    1. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

    Money

    1. Whats your favorite joke?

    Someone being serious on the internet.

    1. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    Hellboy from the movie of the same name.
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    or courage from courage the cowardly dog.
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    1. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    Extremely stupid people like me or witty jokes.

    1. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?

    K-pop.

    1. How do you feel about TWS?

    It isnt how it used to be. Like a second home to me lol. Now i just visit it when im bored.


  • One Woman Army We Are Groot! Watch Anime Eyes Movie Buff Global Moderator

    @OliveOlivia

    Would you try to change it?

    The past? Not at all. On a personal level, I´ve faced disappointment and done shit I´m not proud of, but that has forced me to learn and grow up. Thanks to the past I am who I am today.

    Heres a hack: just laugh all the time and everyone will be confused and wont know how youre feeling.

    Nice trick 😂 😂

    I don't drink alcohol so please pardon me for asking this dumb question but, whats the different between a dry martini and a wet one?😂

    Basically martini is a combination of gin/vodka and vermouth. The dryness of the martini indicates how much quantity of vermouth you want in the cocktail. So, dry martini=less vermouth and vice-versa.

    this would've been a good place to put a dark humorous joke!

    You´re defo right. As an arrogant human I don´t like being told what to do, and leaving a blank question was a small defiance to this statement.

    "Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now 😈"

    Quite childish, I know


    And since no one has asked you yet, what would your answers be?



  • @OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

    I dare you to answer all eight of these questions even if your answers are long. Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now 😈

    1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?
      The future. The past is screwed up enough. I want to see how it ends.
    1. What do you wish you were really good at?
      Combining useless facts to create useful information.
    1. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?
      Money. And I'd wear very baggy clothes.
    1. Whats your favorite joke?

    Trump didn't cheat on his taxes.

    1. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

    No, me. I don't like to be fake.

    1. What kind of things really make you laugh?

    Stop talking like that on the internet. Kids may be present!

    1. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?
      Sports. Why? It's so obvious that I can't put it into words.

    2. How do you feel about TWS?
      It's just a site. Nothing special

    Do I get a cookie?


  • One Woman Army We Are Groot! Watch Anime Eyes Movie Buff Global Moderator

    @OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

    I don't like being told what to do either, so i wont answer 😂😂

    my idea

    @petrapark3r said in Eight Questions:

    You sound ever more impressive... Do you think you are changing in the last months?

    Oof 😂
    I am not the person I used to be but I hope I haven´t changed drastically.



  • @OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

    would you try to change anything?

    Thats the number one rule of time travel - you cannot change the past or the future.

    I take it you have weak arms?😂

    yeah you know me too well.

    Plot twist: The pool of money is filled with only coins, enjoy swimming through that! 😂

    Id love smth like this.

    Courage the dog, why???😂

    "Courage is a timid pink dog with paranoia problems. His owners are an old couple living on a farm full of bizarre adversaries. Courage must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm."

    I wanna overcome some of my fears too I guess lol.
    Apart from that,I find him a cool character.

    I agree, no explanation need.

    THANK YOUUU.

    Im sorry, how do you think it can feel like home again?

    It cant be...that time is gone. May be bearable if all the people come back.


  • One Woman Army

    @Indrid-Cold said in Eight Questions:

    1. Visit the past and future simultaneously so that both appear as ghostly images that overlap each other, and the overlappy past-future person who most resembles local news reader Kylie Pentelow will become my Queen in the J-Dimension.
    2. Becoming a living shadow.
    3. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Cate Blanchett action figures.
    4. "Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm the Turin Shroud". Doctor: "You are, but that's not Jesus, it's Billy Connolly".
    5. Any character in an LBC / Talk Radio / Absolute network radio advert, because so little is expected of you, and you can just say whatever random thing you like.
    6. All human endeavor.
    7. Money. Money is overrated. That thing that's worth £200,000? It's actually worth about £50,000. £7000? £1000. Etc. You imagine the God of Money must be wise, and super-intelligent, but he's probably more like Idi Amin in a huge rasta hat.
    8. TWS is a website saved in my search bar and occasionally I poke it with a stick like a monster-faced child standing over washed-up jellyfish.

    Man you should totally include the questions with your answers. They are so off this planet, that deducing what question you just answered becomes an impossiblity 😂



  • @Pamela said in Eight Questions:

    1. The past. If it were in my hands to visit the future I probably wouldn´t resist seeing my end. And that would ruin the story, the whole mystery.

    Would you try to change it?

    1. Putting on a poker face.

    Heres a hack: just laugh all the time and everyone will be confused and wont know how youre feeling.
    Is something funny? Have you just gone mad? Did you secretly fart and no one knows? The possibilities are endless!

    1. Dry martini.

    I don't drink alcohol so please pardon me for asking this dumb question but, whats the different between a dry martini and a wet one?😂

    this would've been a good place to put a dark humorous joke!

    1. Catwoman. She´s sly, elusive and difficult to read, which makes her unpredictable.

    All of those characteristics are perfect for pet cats as well! Maybe all cats are secretly super heros

    1. Dark humor, everything can be a joke if you approach it from the right perspective.

    I find most dark humor is funny, but it is also hard to put light on sensitive topics

    1. Social validation, nobody should give up their individuality in order to fit in.

    claps

    1. A second home.

    That's lovely, I hope it stays that way!



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