An interesting question for y'all

[Jeff9998]

If you got $100mn(in cash) illegally, how'd you launder that money (ie spend it without letting the authorities suspect you)?
🤔🤔

[SoFa king Cody]

@Jeff9998 Invest some, little by little. Put some in gold, a little over time and open a business and count the rest as business profit

[ChaosKing]

Better Call Saul
:laughing:
That's what Walter did, I'll do the same!

[Lurker]

@Jeff9998

I have no idea, only one way to test it :smirk:

Can I have your kidney? :joy:

[Indrid Cold]

@Jeff9998 First of all, thankyou for giving me $100mil, illegal or not (I guess, what with Brexit n'all, that's about £70mil? Still thankyou). I think I would just buy loads of secondhand stuff from newspaper ads and newsagent windows. And if ever I needed an operation, I'd hire some backstreet henchmen, kidnap the children of some Bupa doctors and get them to do the surgery for free. IN YOUR FACE NHS.

[Zen00]

@Jeff9998 Ez, D R U G S
I wanna be the next Pablo Escobar baby!!!!! c:

[Firefly]

@Jeff9998 Instead of laundering the money, I'd buy tons of socks and put all the money in those pure white socks, yes white 'cause it looks less suspicious. An alternative solution is to put your cash into a small plastic bag and slide it down the front of your underwear

[ChaosKing]

[Jeff9998]

@ChaosKing hmm

[Kaho]

@Jeff9998 I'll put that money to clean seas .. N being underground forever .but before that I'll kidnap some peeps

[Kaho]

@Jeff9998 I would like to go jail if I did that successfully ..tbh

[NoMoreBucky]

I will burn them in winter because i cant buy anything in cash dollar in india😐

[Lurker]

@Jeff9998

Send the money to an offsho.re (aparently I can't type ho.re :shrug:) so that you could do small investments that wouldn't be noticeable but that at the end of the day would bring you a lot of profit if put all together.

[Jeff9998]

@Lurker how'd your send the money offshôre without anyone noticing

[Lurker]

@Jeff9998

An offshóre bank is regulated under international banking license (often called offshóre license), which usually prohibits the bank from establishing any business activities in the jurisdiction of establishment. The lack of regulation and transparency would let me move the money there without questions.
Isn't that how corrupted politicians do? :thinking_face: :joy:

[Jeff9998]

@Lurker cool, but are you sure that you'd transfer that huge sum and not get noticed

[ChaosKing]

@Jeff9998 do the same that they did in Wolf Of Wall Street!

[A Former User]

@Jeff9998

I will give it all to @WtfJudith xD
For these wishlists and spending some of them for charity :3

[Jeff9998]

@FirstBomberBoi33 authorities will suspect u. That won't help

[Jeff9998]

@Zen00 don't buy drugs 😛, you'll get into deep
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