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Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?
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@green-archer On another note, good for you Sir, I presume that we will have lots of little archers running around in the near future? :O
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@shaun-durwin hopefully, if not, I will need to figure out something else to do. :)
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@shaun-durwin said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
@green-archer mine's probably below 50k .. :O
@shaun-durwin You only need 1
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@green-archer this is very true
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@mrs Why don't you just go to a sperm bank?
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@green-archer the greatest race in the world
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@green-archer go get 'em archer. ☺️👍✌️
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Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.
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@alexis17 said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.
THEY DONT COUNT IT INDIVIDUALLY DUMBASS.
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Had my spern counted 12 and 11 years ago, 2 made it millions didn't. Who cares.
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@sup said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
@alexis17 said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.
THEY DONT COUNT IT INDIVIDUALLY DUMBASS.
:thinking_face: ...... Dreams shattered.... that was the job I grew up wanting to do .... Thought I'd get a career out of it, and now ... in this place I find it was all a myth :O
Someone get me a Vodka !
LMFAO
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@shaun-durwin funny you had to insult. Had you used just a fraction of your useless brain you would've understood I have two kids, hence two made it and fertilized while millions didn't.
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@sup no shit I was joking
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@sweetdick :thinking_face:
So my useless brain allows me to understand a fact about someone that I have never met, spoken to or even heard of before. ;) interesting concept. -
@green-archer said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
I've just had my sperm counted its 50million per ml (went up from 30million in 2016) what's yours dudes. :)
7 billion per ml 😎
I could repopulate the earth with just a drop of mine -
@alexis17 said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:
@sup no shit I was joking
ALRIGGGGGGGGHT.
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I haven't gone for such check-ups because thankfully neither I nor my wife have problems with fertility. Although, I know a lot of families search for help with these issues. There are good ways to handle these problems actually. I read on adamandevenoida.com about IVF treatments. It gives hope to lots of families.