If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive ? :D

[cjko]

haha what can you say ?

[WtfJudith]

@cjko If the magnet is big enough it could cause an obstruction in the intestines which will block the food coming in and you'll hav to go visit your doctor and pay for surgery to get that shit out. If its small enough to pass through, then you'll just poop it out, which may still cause discomfort.
In the more serious case of if you were to swallow two magnets like an hour apart, chances are they'll still eventually meet and stick together, pinching your intestines and good luck with the pain Also they may even puncture the intestines and off to the doctor's you go for surgery.

Whatever income you end up having will either bring you pain or shit

source; dude trust me

[Lurker]

@wtfjudith said in If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive ? :

@cjko If the magnet is big enough it could cause an obstruction in the intestines which will block the food coming in and you'll hav to go visit your doctor and pay for surgery to get that shit out. If its small enough to pass through, then you'll just poop it out, which may still cause discomfort.
In the more serious case of if you were to swallow two magnets like an hour apart, chances are they'll still eventually meet and stick together, pinching your intestines and good luck with the pain Also they may even puncture the intestines and off to the doctor's you go for surgery.

Whatever income you end up having will either bring you pain or shit

source; dude trust me

This makes me think you swallowed a magnet before
It would explain alot of things

Also I could make a bunch of dirty jokes about the phrase "we are what we eat" but i'll keep this PG-13!

[Brujo]

i eat lots of birds, cant fly so far

[ObviouslyLucifer]

Farmers feed magnets to cows by means of something called a Bolus Gun.
In the course of their grazing, cows will sometimes eat whatever gets in their way.
Be it screws, nails, bolts coins.

The purpose of the magnet is to pick up undesirable ferrous objects and hold onto them to prevent them from damaging the animals digestive tract.

The idea is that screws or whatever it may be can perforate the intestines and cause all sorts of problems, so they feed them a magnet in order to attempt and collect lost metals.

So you probably won't die, but your money will certainly be attractive to all sorts of surgeons!!

[A Former User]

@omnimax What's an opposite magnet? -.-
Scientific ignorance hurts me
Jk lol

[SᴛƦᴀɴɢᴇƦ]

@cjko No, but you might kill yourself

[wildwallflower]

@bela i already suffer from constipation most of the times wouldnt want magnet to make my days merrier!

[Bela Hella]

@cjko girl tell me 1st where is the attractive pole right or left? Better try it 1st if you become attractive, then tell me and @wildwallflower so we can swallow..the more attractive the merrier..

[Bela Hella]

@wildwallflower Same here poor digestion so lets @cjko swallow everything lol

[TimeBetweenTime]

@cjko How attractive are the magnets?

[cjko]

@sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ said in If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive ? :

@cjko No, but you might kill yourself

you can't dig jokes right?

[cjko]

@brujo good one. Ate a lot of brain foods, still go no brain.

[cjko]

@wtfjudith said in If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive ? :

@cjko If the magnet is big enough it could cause an obstruction in the intestines which will block the food coming in and you'll hav to go visit your doctor and pay for surgery to get that shit out. If its small enough to pass through, then you'll just poop it out, which may still cause discomfort.
In the more serious case of if you were to swallow two magnets like an hour apart, chances are they'll still eventually meet and stick together, pinching your intestines and good luck with the pain Also they may even puncture the intestines and off to the doctor's you go for surgery.

Whatever income you end up having will either bring you pain or shit

source; dude trust me

hahaha thank you

[SᴛƦᴀɴɢᴇƦ]

@cjko . I could never digest lame jokes..& did you can't be serious. .

[Brujo]

@cjko

[cjko]

@obviouslylucifer haha cool

[Rabbitboy]

@cjko no seek a doctor immediately if you happen to ingest a magnet

[OmniMax]

@cjko only if a person swallows the opposite magnet

[cjko]

@rabbitboy haha

can you dig some jokes?