My parents gave birth to me ;(
What would you have done?
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I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
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some where around the same but then asked the cops in they wanted in because of how intently they were inspecting the dicks
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I don't know what I'd do,probably just ignore everything
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You made a great mistake my lady
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
When opportunity is a knocking , then things can start rocking .
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@jayruiz28 oh if only I was braver!! Pretty sure you’ve experienced my shyness first hand lol
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
When opportunity knocks, don't let fear hold you back. Open the door & Embrace the opportunity That has Come Forth.
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He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :p -
@mr-h said in What would you have done?:
He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :pdespite my answer to this thread ... i'm of the same ilk as you .... then look back after with a warm feeling about the missed opportunity ... basically because it was a could have been rather than a flat ... jog on sonny lol
Ho Lee Chit
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@mr_peanut said in What would you have done?:
@mr-h said in What would you have done?:
He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :pdespite my answer to this thread ... i'm of the same ilk as you .... then look back after with a warm feeling about the missed opportunity ... basically because it was a could have been rather than a flat ... jog on sonny lol
I dunno, I'm just not that brave I guess. Like part of me wanted to try it and be wild and have new crazy experiences, but when the opportunity rises I just back down. And when I do and think about it, that's when the feeling of amissed opportunity, kicks in! :p
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@nickel34 ehh it wasn’t bad lol
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@nickel34 Thanks for making me laugh :D
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@jayruiz28 glad you’re not all torn up lol now you know I’m just a big chicken!!
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@mr_peanut Sometimes the “could have been’s” are the best memories. Leaves so much to the imagination!! Real life has a way of kicking you in the butt that imagination can’t lol!
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
@mr_peanut Sometimes the “could have been’s” are the best memories. Leaves so much to the imagination!! Real life has a way of kicking you in the butt that imagination can’t lol!
haha , yea , I second that one. sadly most a my life has been on imagination over memory . never been that lucky of a guy hahaha ... fek I missed some potential out of this world times to :O :wastebasket:
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@mr_peanut well let’s inspire each other on to brave new beginnings. I say we start by rewatching Yes Man because we all know that sitting at home watching a good movie is the catalyst for change 🤪
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@mattmitch339 said in What would you have done?:
some where around the same but then asked the cops in they wanted in because of how intently they were inspecting the dicks
You’re on a good start there, but why not the couple + the police?
The more the merrier! 😄
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@wtfjudith that was more my train of thought lol... pretty sure my mind lives in the gutter though. 🤣
