I’m so hot right now 😛

[Satan-s Lover]

For duck sake it’s like 29°C at 10pm here and I’m dying!

I’m a half Canadian half British bastard. I was made to conquer both the coldest Canadian winters and rainiest freezing English weather. Not this dry french furnace!

The worst part is that for almost the whole day I had to keep on the trousers and BLACK top I had during my flight. A legit heat magnet.
Oh and I had left my sunglasses at the bottom of the suitcase which was impossible to reach at the time so my retinas are probably completely burned by now.

Oh just a heads up, this is all a topic about me clickbaiting then complaining about random shit, sorry to disappoint

But I hate complaining like this so imma talk about the good parts of my day.

IDK WHY BUT THERE ARE FRICKING DOGS EVERYWHERE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. LIKE AAAAAAAAAH

Which is good cause I had to leave Pilou behind in Montreal and having all these dogs around keeps my sanity in check

Yeah basically this is just me venting about my day XD
You’ve just lost 4 minutes of your life. ‍️

[TheRisingSun]

@alive_wtfjudith Pee on your shirt and wear it, that will cool you down.

[Satan-s Lover]

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith best 4 minutes of my life

[Satan-s Lover]

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith said in I’m so hot right now :

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith best 4 minutes of my life

I'm wasting my life by existing anyways

But aren’t we all?

[Rabbitboy]

@alive_wtfjudith anything above 10°c is too hot for me

[Lurker]

@alive_wtfjudith

It's only hotter cuz France is extremelly close to Portugal, IF YAH CATCH MY DRIFT

Also bitch, don't ignore my dms if you wanna know about the topic smh

P.S. The weather will only get worst, hope you have white cloths

P.S.S Now you know why i'm always h***y hot as f**k and i need a fan 24/7

[ItsNix]

@alive_wtfjudith be quiet and think of us closer to the equator

[Satan-s Lover]

@itsnix said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith be quiet and think of us closer to the equator

At least you (probably) have tan or dark skin that doesn’t need to be covered in two inches of sun cream if you don’t wanna cook like a lobster!

[Satan-s Lover]

@therisingsun said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith Pee on your shirt and wear it, that will cool you down.

My pee will be hot tho.. so good idea but needs to be perfected a little

@rabbitboy said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith anything above 10°c is too hot for me

I know right! With cold weather you can adjust your clothing so you stay warm and perfect, but there’s only so much you can take off when it’s hot! XD

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[Lurker]

@evan-elderson said in I’m so hot right now :

@therisingsun said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith Pee on your shirt and wear it, that will cool you down.

Shit, that will cool you down? I always did it to attract doggos.

And just like that, "pee" became one of the bigest kinks of @Alive_WtfJudith

[Rendezvous]

@alive_wtfjudith what are you doing here wasting your time? Go visit France. Don’t waste your time on phone, huh.

And 29 degrees is hot? Wtf haha.
Here the maximum temperature goes upto 40-43 degrees. Think about us.

[Satan-s Lover]

@azriel said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith 37° C and higher is what I consider hot.

That’s funny, I think I started a fever just now

@therisingsun said in I’m so hot right now :

@im-a-bae Totally! That's why they drink hot beverages in hot countries, it cools them down even faster.
Pee works best though, try it Judith... try it .... try.... it

Guess I don’t have a choice anymore.
pours dog pee on head while moaning

@evan-elderson said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith you WERE hot with the other profile pic

I know right! I’m such a beauty

@mr-h said in I’m so hot right now :

@evan-elderson said in I’m so hot right now :

@therisingsun said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith Pee on your shirt and wear it, that will cool you down.

Shit, that will cool you down? I always did it to attract doggos.

And just like that, "pee" became one of the bigest kinks of @Alive_WtfJudith

“Became”? it’s always been there baby, call me @pisslover

@mr-h said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith

It's only hotter cuz France is extremelly close to Portugal, IF YAH CATCH MY DRIFT

rolls eyes

Also bitch, don't ignore my dms if you wanna know about the topic smh

Oi I never did that!

P.S. The weather will only get worst, hope you have white cloths

I’m a colourful person and for some reason most of my clothes are blue, so not really XD

P.S.S Now you know why i'm always h***y hot as f**k and i need a fan 24/7

Now I also know why you’re so lame and not cool like me.

[Willow]

@alive_wtfjudith hmmmmm if you grill in that son me and Ren will have a nice Judith hot dog to nibble on

[Savage368]

@alive_wtfjudith best 4 minutes of my life

[Savage368]

@alive_wtfjudith said in I’m so hot right now :

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith best 4 minutes of my life

I'm wasting my life by existing anyways

[Savage368]

@alive_wtfjudith said in I’m so hot right now :

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith said in I’m so hot right now :

@im-a-bae said in I’m so hot right now :

@alive_wtfjudith best 4 minutes of my life

I'm wasting my life by existing anyways

But aren’t we all?

for some of us Jude but not all of us

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[TheRisingSun]

@evan-elderson @Mr-H @im.a.bae She could just use water but sjjjjjjjj don't tell her

[ItsNix]

@alive_wtfjudith lol im blonde and paler than a roll of toilet paper, I don't tan I just burn and freckle