Just. Bruh. This is like the "DM me frog" β this is so stupid to get in.
MY DREAM TWS PARTY
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First of all, thankyou @Pugopilis for giving me the idea of a TWS party.
Here we go,We'll first invite the tws baby making machine, mr. @ODIN along with his beloved one, @im-a-bae . Children like @sup will be asked to close their eyes lmao because They ll be busy making kids nevermind. @sup enters with his great jawline and he's shirtless because he doesnt like wearing shirts and tshirts. He has great eyes and tells me that i look like a mothafaka.
Next we'll have our TWS wisest guy, mr @ObviouslyLucifer who'll entertain @sup because sup doesnt know that looci is actually his daddy in disguise. We'll have @Evan-Elderson too. Evan will join me and we'll both do crazy things together bec he my bestie and he's a gemini too so.We'll then have @Rendezvous who has the permission to enter the party only if he's pregnant. This is because he produces gummy bears and jelly kids. Then we'll have @WtfJudith who'll bring her dog naked and @sup will adore its nudity. Me and @WtfJudith will operate rends baby out and eat it. I'll have 60% of the baby and judy will have 40% of it. Then we'll have the indo guy @G-A who wont leave Judy and her dog. GA will prove he isnt a gay and @sup will ask ga out. GA kills Judy's dog because he sees judy kissing her dog and he gets jealous.
Then comes @Willow . As soon as she enters, everybody runs towards her. I adore her hair colour lmao and then she gibes us a surprise. She takes her purse out and guess who? A reptile slithers out of it. And its @stranger-dangerr (fake account not real). As we tell mr snake how much we miss him, @Rendezvous covers his nose and tells us how its smelling like rotten eggs. @ObviouslyLucifer says its hydrogen sulphide (wise ehh). Everybody says how bad its smelling. Then enters, @Zoobie . He says how he's jelly of neymar and how he forgets to do stuffs. @sup pushes him into the washroom and forces him to bathe. (Sups doin this since he's a gay).
Then we have @Kat_15 who comes in . Kat joins me for a karoke. We sing shawn mendes songs all day. @BOOTS22 and @Abby-22 come in and have a great time too. They join willow for a talk.
We all then visit the graves of spoofer and layla and express our condolences. @heyitszoey comes in and tells us her secret to 3k points. I feel like i miss somebody very much. So I call @im-bored and ask him to come as soon as possible. Bored comes with his long pretty hair and tiny eyes and its fun! Judy apologies for, he isnt a catfish. @DamnCuteGuy enters and starts dancing. He shows off his extremely awesome belly dancing skills. Zoobie sings for him but his mouth stinks as fuck.
Then the doorbell rings. I open the door and then I I find nobody. "Bark bark look down you hoe". I look down and its @pugopilis Everybody especially dog lovers like Kat and judy hug him.
And then my love, @anthonyy enters the party. He brings pizza for us. He wears a tight tshirt that flaunts his hard nipples. @sup says how sexy he looked. Tony joins me and freaks out on seeing judy.
I know I've missed a lot of guys. I'll add them when i remember.
PS: we'll have plormbus, the gay kid who keeps changing his account names. People donot know what to call him so hence they just call him nestle. He smiles a smile which lightens the whole room. He then tells zoobie the toothpaste he uses.
We have @Azriel who brings a whole lot of drawings as gifts to a lot of. She brings filipino chocolates for me and then we click pictures. She then tells me how she doesnt know ranz and niana. She then asks me to come to Philippines. -
@nutellabiggoat how f'in long did this take you ππππ
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@pugopilis 5-10 minutes. Now shut the fuck up and read it
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@nutellabiggoat I laughed at the last part thanks.
P.S. I actually call him Smiley.
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Then we'll have the indo guy @G-A who wont leave Judy and her dog.
This first statement is true.
GA will prove he isnt a gay and @sup will ask ga out.
but i am a gay after @WtfJudith rejected me for a thousand times
GA kills Judy's dog because he sees judy kissing her dog and he gets jealous.
Yes, i kill the old Judy @RIP_WtfJudith but i still love this girl @WtfJudith :)
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@nutellabiggoat Lmao I did, twice. This is goldπππ
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@nutellabiggoat you are so fucking like an Indian advertisement. And you call me autistic
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@azriel Iam adding you.
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@nutellabiggoat all of me by John legend tunes in
How many times do I have to tell you... That I'm a he. huehuehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee -
@azriel π
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@azriel wtf
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@nutellabiggoat well this is something...:joy:
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@zoobie you better bathe from today
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I am leaving
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@michaelele nu
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@michaelele is this post offensive in any sense? I'll edit it if it is.
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@nutellabiggoat put my name out
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@michaelele okay
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@nutellabiggoat no I'll kill you with my stink