Towels are a scam (why tf am i posting this?)

[whoadbs]

Towels are an obvious scam. (I'm so sorry) Think about it. Anything that's like a towel can be a towel, such as a piece of clothing. (This is an obvious shitpost) If you use this piece of clothing or anything else as a towel, then what is the point of a towel? (lolwut) A towel is just cloth like your clothing. So, basically, when you use a towel, you're using cloth that could've been used to make clothing, it becoming your towel. (None of this makes sense. A towel is used to dry yourself so your clothing doesn't have to get wet.) Get it now? So all of you out there needing a new towel, I wouldn't bother investing in one. Just use another cloth, or piece of clothing. Then you should be fine. (I stole this from an old Miiverse post)

[WtfJudith]

I wanna die, thank you

[whoadbs]

@wtfjudith np fam

[Unknown4123]

@da-pic My whole life was a scam.

[Unknown4123]

@da-pic said in Towels are a scam (why tf am i posting this?):

@rendezvous
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Okay, remind me who the 'he' is in this situation. You or your father??

My transgender sister.

[whoadbs]

@rendezvous
Ok... So basically you're saying your transgender sister was the one who was scammed and your life, your existence was in fact the scam?

[Unknown4123]

@da-pic said in Towels are a scam (why tf am i posting this?):

@rendezvous
Ok... So basically you're saying your transgender sister was the one who was scammed and your life, your existence was in fact the scam?

Yes true indeed.

[whoadbs]

@rendezvous ...?

Your life was a trick to benefit one's self-indulgence while the other was left empty-handed??

[Unknown4123]

@da-pic said in Towels are a scam (why tf am i posting this?):

@rendezvous ...?

Your life was a trick to benefit one's self-indulgence while the other was left empty-handed??

You could say that.
But usually he has a dick in his left hand. His left hand is never empty.

[whoadbs]

@rendezvous

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I bet the dick wasn't attached to his own body

[Unknown4123]

@da-pic I wish that was true.
But he was lonely asfuck.

[whoadbs]

@rendezvous
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Okay, remind me who the 'he' is in this situation. You or your father??