What is the best advice that you can give?

[99mBD]

Dont waste too much time in this addicting website

[AlbertoLok]

@da-pic said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok oh my friend ive got plenty of advice

• Don't masturbate in dark clothes.
  *If it ain't wet, don't shove it in.
  *If it is wet, hells yeah shove it in.
  *A real party pooper is someone who shits on a birthday cake.
  *Eat pussy, it's organic.
  *If you want longer sex, have sex with ugly people.
  *If you're ever homeless, spend the rest of your money on a 24-hour gym membership. You have a place to go at night, a shower, and a locker to store your belongings. You'll also be ripped as fuck if you go there enough, getting you a girl, eventually moving in with her, marrying her, having kids, and now you have food, shelter, a wife, and a family.
  *If she says she's on birth control, she's always lying.
  *If your boyfriend/girlfriend masturbates while watching porn, chances are they aren't really attracted to you.

See? I give the best advice.

Thanks Brother
But can u tell me "If she says she's on birth control, she's always lying." is it really a truth or u have just written it.
Also, gym option was wonderful
lol

[AlbertoLok]

@zoobie said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok everything happens gor a greater good. If hard time ever cast a shadow of sorrow on you, be patient. If sun shines a ray of joy, be thankful

Thanks Brother

[AlbertoLok]

@vahid-0 said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok if u can help poor ppl,help them now not future-

sure

[AlbertoLok]

@abru-khan said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok u r the one of nice persons whom i found

Really?
Plz say u r not buttering me

[AlbertoLok]

@queensky said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok the best advice I can give is to keep calm and live a little while u still
can

Sure dear

[AlbertoLok]

@99mbd said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

Dont waste too much time in this addicting website

Sure, you won't see in near future

[kranthi2talk]

@queensky that one liner of ur profile.... Makes a lot go crazy
...lol