IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WtfYoung]

Ok so my birthday is in less than a month!
Mark your agendas for the 12th of July people.
So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:

• a camera
• a dog house
• a pool with 20 meters slide
• a trampoline
• a manor
• a life
• makeup (not the plain boring makeup but the makeup you use to make Halloween faces)
• 10 000 000$
• a water bottle
• a motorbike
• new skis
• snowball launching machine
• laser quest pass for the rest of my life
• a better brain
• a pig
• a slinky
• earphones
• buy all of the dolphins in captivity for useless reasons and release them
• reverse climate change
• a new Canadian prime minister
• dog nudes hehe
• a room filled to the brim with teddy bears
• new hair for trump
• diamond ring
• a trip on mars
• a trip to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle
• a 100 x 100 x 75 m aquarium
• Apple company
• a box of tissues (I’m always out)
• a bear

And that’s about it!
If a single item on the list is missing then I will eat all of you

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[Batman]

@wtfjudith said in [IMPORTANT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!](/post/134301):
>So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:
> 10 000 000$

Cool?

[TRose18]

@Mr-H @WtfJudith HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[NoMoreBucky]

@WtfJudith You have already taken my most precious thing. ️

[WtfYoung]

@mr-h said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@willow

Can I join @WtfJudith as well?

I don't share my food

[Willow]

@wtfjudith stops for a moment to sneeze

Wakanda seasoning do chu like?

[Willow]

@wtfjudith said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@batman said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@wtfjudith said in [IMPORTANT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!](/post/134301):
>So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:
> 10 000 000$

Cool?

Plus you through in an extra 2 million

I mean if you dont want the extra, you can donate it to the “Willow Needs Nugs” Foundation

[WtfYoung]

@abru-khan said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@wtfjudith a motor bike and a better brain
happy birth day in advance

I know the brain might have been a lot to ask for since you'll need to kidnap a living victim and extract it from them, but it's really important that I get a new one. Mine has been broken for almost 17 years

[Willow]

@mr-h i have a good feelings dats bullshit

[Zoob]

@wtfjudith mom you should get me a brother and go on a trip to the bottom of Bermuda triangle

[WtfYoung]

@zoobie said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@wtfjudith mom you should get me a brother and go on a trip to the bottom of Bermuda triangle

Son, mama is such a hoe basically everyone is your sibling

[Willow]

@wtfjudith salts and peppers body

Eat meh

[Lurker]

@willow

Can I join @WtfJudith as well?

[Willow]

@mr-h no this is for judiths birthday

[Lurker]

@willow

It's my birthday as well

[Lurker]

@willow

Damn, girls and their 6th sense

[Batman]

@willow said in [IMPORTANT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!](/post/134424):
> I mean if you dont want the extra, you can donate it to the “Willow Needs Nugs” Foundation

[WtfYoung]

@albertolok said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@wtfjudith said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

Ok so my birthday is in less than a month!
Mark your agendas for the 12th of July people.
So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:

• a camera
• a dog house
• a pool with 20 meters slide
• a trampoline
• a manor
• a life
• makeup (not the plain boring makeup but the makeup you use to make Halloween faces)
• 10 000 000$
• a water bottle
• a motorbike
• new skis
• snowball launching machine
• laser quest pass for the rest of my life
• a better brain
• a pig
• a slinky
• earphones
• buy all of the dolphins in captivity for useless reasons and release them
• reverse climate change
• a new Canadian prime minister
• dog nudes hehe
• a room filled to the brim with teddy bears
• new hair for trump
• diamond ring
• a trip on mars
• a trip to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle
• a 100 x 100 x 75 m aquarium
• Apple company
• a box of tissues (I’m always out)
• a bear

And that’s about it!
If a single item on the list is missing then I will eat all of you

---

All these things are in the tent which I have gifted u

I refused to take the tent tho and opted for a simple hammock under the stars ‍️

[WtfYoung]

@evan-elderson said in IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

@wtfjudith how about a instead?

[Abru Khan]

@wtfjudith a motor bike and a better brain
happy birth day in advance