Anyone help me with some advice!

[MajesticOwl]

So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[LFGLMBICIWIM]

Shall we wait more or let people know that the last sentence was a reference to a song called Cotton Eye Joe?

[sup]

@mrhandsome Actually its buetyfol.

[sup]

Just tell him:
Why don't you date me instead?
and then just kiss him...fuck him...do whatever the shit you want :joy:
Good luck and you're welcome.

[lei]

@sup said in Anyone help me with some advice!:

Just tell him:
Why don't you date me instead?
and then just kiss him...fuck him...do whatever the shit you want :joy:
Good luck and you're welcome.

[sup]

@lei

[MemeQueen]

Lmaoooo yes

[MajesticOwl]

@sup it's Beauxtifolk silent x and silent K

[sup]

@majesticowl It is beootyful....E silent.

[Merlin100]

Never trust rednecks

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[MajesticOwl]

@sup no. It's definitely shutthefuckup

[TheStrangest]

@majesticowl said in Anyone help me with some advice!:

So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help

K I'll try hoe

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Too bad i already know this joke and recognised it from the 1st line(just skipped to the final line to make sure i was right)

[sup]

@majesticowl said in Anyone help me with some advice!:

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

[Mrhandsome]

hello biutifull lady

[sup]

@majesticowl

[Mrhandsome]

somebody

[Mrhandsome]

@majesticowl want chat?