@somedumbguy Yet somehow, this time he came unannounced. As he walked to the door, I squinted through the curtains to catch a glimpse of his expression, but I could not. Perhaps this was just a courtesy call. Perhaps he was simply concerned for my well being. After all, there was no way he would have discovered the truth.
This thought should have reassured me, why did it instead send a shiver down my spine?
THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE
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So a few weeks ago I was sitting in math class. Bored out of my fucking mind. And as usual, i was on here and scrolling through memes. I came across this picture:
Now as many of you know, I have a frigging obsession with penguins. So naturally i saved the picture and I headed to my next class.
In Biology we had a lot of free time. To study for the midterm (told you, this was awhile back). And i asked my teacher if the meme spoke the truth. And guess what, it totally was so mwhahahahahaha
But this is where it gets good
Weeks have passed. I went to church today (dont judge me, I had nothing better to do and I wanted a reason to sing), and I sat next to this weird little group of frat guys.
The minute they started whispering I thought they were speaking negatives abt me and my probs, because gossip is for realsies.
When church let out i went to my car and one dude was following me. WHAT THE FUCK. At that point I had my key ready to stab and i was somewhat internally panicking. Which was strange of me because it was broad daylight and surrounded by people. Still.
And i kid you fucking not. The guy gave me a pebble and said “im not asking for a mate, just one simple date.” HE FUCKING REMEMBERED ME.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And that, thats the story of how I landed a date just by the offering of a pebble
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@sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
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OMG! Thanks for sharing this Will!
P.S. meeeeeeeh
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@willoww said in THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE:
@sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
Because it wasnt meYep...it wasn't you but I still don't understand the point of someone deleting it. Anyway, the person got the message and thats what i wanted. So no worries.
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@willow Your pebble is en route, milady :smirk:
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@therisingsun sure does look like one hard rock you have there 😏
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