Before you go to sleep, paint eyeballs on your eyelids so God thinks you're still awake in your dreams. It will throw out His callibrations in your favour.
If your battery percentage was your age, how old would you be right now??
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@black_beetle lmaooo
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4%
yes this laptop is this dead.
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100, be jealous mfs
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79 years young and counting down
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@ragnar I’m 43. Damn pretty close actually
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@black_beetle I guess that makes two of us since I’m older than you
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@football_m29 yeah that's true... let's cry together!!!
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What if i type my mobile battery percentage in a reverse order???
Then my age would be 18 now haha
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@black_beetle damn still not fair for me I’m charging my phone now so atm I’m either 67 or 76
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@football_m29 lmao I can't help you, sorry grandpa
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@black_beetle hey being old isn’t all bad lmao
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@ragnar I’d be one year old. Hehe, imma baby. WAIT FUCK IM AT ONE PERCENT HDHDBDNDMSSKS
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@black_beetle huh, keep dreaming grandma :P
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Always
100
baby.
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18~ lucky me lol.
Wouldve been 4. -
Ima 22 now..
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Young forever..
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@ragnar I'm 1 year old!
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@specificbooch Charge and grow boy, charge and grow...
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@ragnar I'm long dead fam hahaha my phone lives on a charger.