@Lucky-Dude We got mad at our moms a lot!! So It's normal and That's good u didn't yell at her and put all ur anger on her.

I think how to pee with a great erection so as not to pee on the ceiling

@Indrid-Cold haha

It's 4 am here .. I can't sleep 😶

Thales, haha. I always new you were a computer....haha... finding that trick to mute was still, the best thing I seen bro. You still the smartest man on this web site. Hands down..

@cutie-15-F lol hmu and you're not dumb

@Scottish I know! Maybe a new family has moved in! But this wasn't mutilation crying... This was planned controlled barking and howling and then a pause when the dog waits to see if anyone is coming then again and another pause... Not the howling painful intense gut wrenching cry I'm used to... 😢 just a forgotten dog in the cold... I called it in... Owner probably got drunk and passed out forgot the dog outside...

@ash4u Haha that's hilarious 😁

@Scottish Well, I may be able to offer up one of my messed up twisted dreams, That might draw a few in.

@Vanie oh lol sorryy

It's the weirdest phenomenon that, no matter how bleak or stressful my day has been, I never have bleak or stressful dreams.

And Brezhnev gave the best kisses, and they weren't gays.

@BON007D pfft yeah okay sure

@reviewer_1 haha have some moquito repellent lotion then hahha