What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard

[RexGreeley]

The best pickup that I ever saw was from a former co-worker of mine - myself, him & another guy that we both worked with were in this tiny upstairs club on evening. This guy, Tim was his name, went up to the bar to get another beer, but, instead of coming back to our table, he stayed at the bar, drinking from his beer bottle. We watched him as Tim very slowly & carefully kept taking a drink, then putting his beer down on the bar - ever so slowly edging his way towards a groups of gals that were clustered at the end of the bar. After a while, myself & the other guy at my table realized what he was doing and we said out loud: "This will never work!" & laughed.

Eventually, Tim put his beer down kinda close to the drinks that the gals at the end of the bar were drinking from, then he waited a bit, leaned in to them & said: "I'm sorry - is this your beer or mine? Hi, I'm Tim!"...and...it worked!! I think he might have married one of those gals, but I'm not sure. We were amazed that it worked!

[BEES]

@simron-quinn I- 😂😂😂😂 noice baybeeee

[simron quinn]

@BEES said in What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard:

@simron-quinn I- 😂😂😂😂 noice baybeeee

tymama sad non works on my pudding :rofl:

[BEES]

@RexGreeley lol very smooth 😂

[simron quinn]

@simron-quinn @BEES ITSG pudding aka @Cybernatic (which is mine) :P is made of fricking steel lmfaooooooo nothing works on him :|

[simron quinn]

bruh maybe i should edit out the (which is mine) part before @princesslover sees that smhh (she liked him and i kinda shiped them not knowing that i would like him wow im cringy :joy::joy::joy::rofl::rofl:

[kaia_]

@simron-quinn Add this one to your list.. and no I haven't had the opportunity to use it :blush:
"Slow down, you can get your license suspended for driving me crazy

[SJO]

@kaia_ nice one..!

[katie_vernola]

@simron-quinn lol you are so into it....

[chewie]

Can I check you for ticks?

[simron quinn]

@katie-vernola said in What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard:

@simron-quinn lol you are so into it....

loool

[Wiseman]

@Sassy "Life is to short to waste being lonely. Would you mind if I join you?"

[Pia]

@Sassy oh that’s a good one 😄

[Pia]

“Stop being so cute, it’s distracting”
Every.single.time 😄

[Charlish]

@Pia I am gonna say mine again , " Is your dad a terrorist ? Cuz you are the BOMB " 💣

[Charlish]

@Eucalyptus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Allison]

"give me swift sex"
I was allured

[Janet]

@Allison said in What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard:

"give me swift sex"
I was allured

Damn girl... thats as good as "my penis requests you"

[Allison]

@Sassy said in What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard:

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Omg i would have suffered from that one.. I would have said "not everything's about you weirdo" because I took it as him calling me his name i love it though

[Pia]

@Ash005 said in What is the best pickup line you’ve ever used? Heard:

@Pia I am gonna say mine again , " Is your dad a terrorist ? Cuz you are the BOMB " 💣

is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you blow me away 🤣