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@sandy4one so what brings you here Sandy?

@sandy4one you're welcome Sandy, i like talking so fire away! I'm Colin, 45, in Scotland. And you are...

@sarah_the_magpie really Sarah? Youve done it again! Ghengis khan is my favourite historical character, not that i admire the slaughter, I'll explain sometime. What is going on with you and i? It's like we share one mind. We are the borg lol x

@sandy4one yeah it was a good enough day, just chilling now. And yourself?

@sandy4one hi how's your day going?

@sarah_the_magpie oh Sarah there is so much more to come for you, i appreciate that jaded feeling but it passes, one of the best bits of wisdom someone ever shared with me is this- nothing good or bad lasts forever.That was 15 years ago and ive held onto it because it's true, life comes in cycles, peaks and troughs, ups and downs. And I've personally found in my own experience that when you're rock bottom something unexpected shows up out of the blue every time. So chin up buttercup! Xxx

@sarah_the_magpie "hell is round the corner"-Tricky", from "Maxinequaye" l.p. x

@mellowyellowgal aye, me too, childhood innit, the damage is done and not even Elvis is making a comeback from that lol. Read the poem "they fuck you up, your mum and dad" by Phillip Larkin, ive always drawn a lot of strength from it, just knowing its not just you, theres otherz and plenty of them, us, we... all strength to you sister xxx

Hey man she is WITH YOU because YOU are who SHE WANTS TO BE WITH!!! Let your heart and belly and brain and balls buzz like fuck fron that knowledge and dont fuck it up for yourself going all Sherlock Holmes on her fb, peace, out

You are lying on a porcupine, you shouldn't have got so drunk, get up you lazy bum and drink some water

@JustBea Bea i love this! Fucking nice one! Get this shit out there, im pretty sure it goes as far as saving lives and is definitely a comfort, balm and solace to many, me included

@Lazz i agree with this wholeheartedly Lazz, it's a brilliant philosophy. I have however nailed my colours to the mast as i have noone to offend

@Kahina-JBibi ok i already posted a non committal reply but i have changed my mind, without a doubt it is Sarah the Magpie because she is fucking awesome and lovely and supercòol and funny and beautiful. So there. :)

@belethor belethor that is so lovely, you made me smile man!

@Zzz-24 zzz that's crazy, you'd willingly give up your hands to avoid a fat naked stalker? What if once you had no hands he sent his even fatter brother to stalk you? You're not thinking this through lol, more deliberation and consideration required!

@Zzz-24 naked fat guy every time, hands are pretty indispensable really. Besdides i could outfox him, move to Alaska, he's fucked, slip through a narrow gap in a fence, now what's he gonna do?, throw a McDonald's at him and run whilst he's distracted. I shall use my hands to google other diversions and strategies, either way i have my hands and fat naked guy will eat my dust

@Red-Threat you've got it, you're bloody right man! It's a more socially acceptable version of fucking essentially. So you can say it at your grandma's house, in a restaurant, around children etc without being rude or uncouth. It's bloody brilliant isn't it? Incidentally that has reminded me of a song, bloody motherfucking asshole by martha wainwright, check it out, its bloody motherfucking good lolz

@Bela-Hella haha really Bela?! Well I'm game why not lol

@Kahina-JBibi only been on here a couple of weeks so i don't have a favourite but there's definitely a few girls and guys im warming to for their humour, warmth, insight etc and a couple of people i think are damn sexy too lol

@sarah_the_magpie lol Sarah im stealing that one :)