I will come under these conditions:
- Firstly, you must buy flight tickets and book an hotel room for me and another girl (a week to be able to visit around).
- Keep things PG.
- Let us take quick breaks during the movie if needed.
- Buy each one of us dinner after the movie ( We like Asian food)
Now, I know, I am asking for a lot but here is why it's worth it:
- We will shed tears with you at any time that you feel sad during the movie in order to boost your manliness.
- We will let you sob on our shoulder if needed.
- We will dress up well and will make sure to be pretty.
- We will make sure that you enjoy our company.
Thus, I defo think this deal is worth it 100%.
You should reaaaally take it!