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Tell a corny joke.
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If I laugh, you gain reputation.
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@fanta_ Sex
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I felt corny when I ate a can of corn.
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@pingu What's the first derivative of a cow? Prime rib!
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@fantast want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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@fantast the shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower
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@fantast a Spanish magician told the crowd he was going to disappear on the count to three. And so he started “Uno”, “dos” And sure enough the crowd was astonished and the magician had disappeared without a tres.
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joke.
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@willoww It took me a minute to get it, but it was indeed funny.
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@willoww aw shiiit, thats actually good lmao
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@Fantast I will you a corny joke,
Have you every love someone and everyone knows and include that person your love know that you love him but it take a damn 10 year to even said (I love you) -
@fantast
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." The injured man repies, “But I don't have the fingers!" “Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks. The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."