Never ever have I/ would you rather questions (im bored lmao)

[charlottesaw]

Ill start, Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy (i have)

Would you rather: Get a butt plug stuck up your butt and have to go to the hospital OR accidentally dislocate your jaw while giving someone a blow job?

I got this off internet, hope to see replies and other would you rather questions or never have i questions

[RexGreeley]

Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.

I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed.