@Ash33 😔 my boner in the morning will have "lowest intensity" when he gets a "cold water" in the shower 😆 then i can cover it with tight underwear.
SURVIVAL TIPS IN THE WILD by sup
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Creatures to avoid: Midgets
Although cute, tiny, and fairly harmless midgets can be extremely feisty and loud. Somewhat like a chihuahua. Avoid them at all costs, thank you.
FACT: Half a dozen angry midgets are lethal and may be able to kill you.
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@sup lmao let’s hear more
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Can I ward off wild midgets with a piranha filled pond around my settlement? answer ASAP please
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@IS-THIS-LOSS said in SURVIVAL TIPS IN THE WILD by sup:
Can I ward off wild midgets with a piranha filled pond around my settlement? answer ASAP please
You can get Kid's safety barrier but I dont think that will be enough.
The best way to avoid a home invasion by midgets is to not have a home in the first place. Being homeless is the safest bet. Yes, trained pirhanas might do the job as well.
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@gh0strider said in SURVIVAL TIPS IN THE WILD by sup:
@sup lmao let’s hear more
Yes,more survival tips to come.
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@sup Is that Matt Damon on the left?
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FACTS!
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@Indrid-Cold said in SURVIVAL TIPS IN THE WILD by sup:
@sup Is that Matt Damon on the left?
No those are the Kardashians before surgery.
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@Cheezekake said in SURVIVAL TIPS IN THE WILD by sup:
@sup Am I classed as a midget? 😂 since I'm 5'2.
You can't just stereotype all midgets like that, it's 2020 😠 :(For the midget community,youre abnormally tall. They wont accept you as one of theirs.