what's wrong with my boyfriend?

[sup]

He lies. Youre so hot. Add me on snap so I could send unsolicited dick pics to you
my snapchat - askyourmom69

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker what about dogfishes?

[[[global:guest]]]

@sambuka what is that? Cher's younger sister?

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker what about dogfishes?

I don't date fishes at all

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker what bout mermaids?

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker what bout mermaids?

I like my girls with feet

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker "girls" ohhhh cassanova!

[classyboy]

@sambuka He really needs to go hospital

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker "girls" ohhhh cassanova!

That's not what I meant I meant that usually I want the girl i'm dating to have feet

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker lalalala no girls for ya then, only boys

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker lalalala no girls for ya then, only boys

Someone is jealous, lalalala

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker am I allowed to roll my eyes on here SIR?

[sup]

something's cookin!

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker am I allowed to roll my eyes on here SIR?

Ofc not

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker even here? woah then.. since I'm obedient....

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker even here? woah then.. since I'm obedient....

Since when did you become a kitten?

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker minutes ago got a problem? bleeh

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker minutes ago got a problem? bleeh

How'd you do it?

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker ya gotta figure it out

[Tbag]

@sambuka nowt wrong with you darling c