• What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?


  • Asshole drivers


  • -AAA changed tire
    -Abducted by aliens but when I explained I had to go to school they let me go
    -Abnormality in the train schedule
    -Absence
    -Absentminded
    -Abstaining from being punctual
    -Abstracted
    -Abstracted
    -Accident
    -Aches
    -Acid stomach
    -Acrimonious
    -Act of Altruism
    -Act of God
    -Addicted
    -Adjusting
    -Adrift
    -Advantageous
    -Adventurous
    -Afflicted
    -Affluence
    -Afraid
    -After Hours
    -Aggravated assault
    -Aggrieved
    -Agitation
    -Ailing
    -Ailing mother
    -Ailment
    -Airplane arrived late
    -Airplane landed at the wrong airport
    -Airport delays
    -Airport was on high security alert and everyone was searched.
    -Alarm broken
    -Alarm clock was stolen
    -Alarm did not go off
    -Alarmed
    -Alcohol
    -Alcoholic family member
    -Alcoholics Anonymous intervention
    -Alcoholism relapse
    -All My Children was on!
    -All my socks were in the wash
    -All the beer I drank last night made me oversleep
    -All the trains were delayed because of snow on the line
    -Allergic reaction
    -Allergies
    -Alligator attack
    -Alligator on road.
    -Alligators ate my shoes
    -Aloof
    -Alsatian dog chased me and bit my bum
    -Altercation over who used the bathroom first and I lost
    -Alternator went out.
    -Always late... nothing personal
    -Alzheimer Disease
    -Amassing
    -Amazing dream last night
    -Ambulance
    -Ambush
    -Amenable
    -Amusement
    -An antelope ran into my car!
    -An idiot cut me off on the expressway and I went into the ditch
    -Anal bleeding
    -Analogue watch stopped
    -Andrew threw up in the car
    -Andrew, my son, was sick this morning
    -Anemic
    -Anger management class ran late as @#


  • Because of my ADHD .

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    oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!


  • @sarah_the_magpie said in What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?:

    oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!

    Well said!


  • @sarah_the_magpie said in What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?:

    oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!

    Lmao. That was good


  • I AM THE ALMIGHTY. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE AMIGA. I AM ABOVE YOUR PUNY EARTHLY CONCEPTIONS OF TIME. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. STOP LOOKING AT ME. I LOVE YOU. GOODBYE.


  • Ass to sore from last night