If you were a food, what would you be and why? :)

[cjko]

So? What are you and why?

[pe7erpark3r]

I would be a dinosaur. T-Rex or something. Cause they are so cool.

Now don't say one cannot eat dinosaurs

[Kaho]

@VioletApple dats enough for today

[davitchen]

I would like to be a rotten tomato (or any other damaged vegetable), so people would not harvest me and just let me be, instead of being slaughtered by someone's teeth and stomach's acids.

[ashhhhh]

@cjko I’d like to be a bubblegum, because I could then shape-shift like the Greek Gods and assume different forms. Also, I wouldn’t have to see the inside of any gut and I could totally use that advantage lmao.

[Kaho]

@cjko
@VioletApple pls say few words on this topic

[VioletApple]

@dragonfly33 I'm any kind of food that has spicy on it coz I'm too hawt

[Kaho]

@VioletApple u meant u wanna be eggplant .. that's spicy n hawt too

[Kaho]

@VioletApple dats kinda kinky

[steelfirehawk]

Honey, because pure honey has no true shelf life, and it is sweet. Plus bee's would guard me from anyone who wanted to eat me

[Castaway1979]

chocolate. antidepressive, sweet and easy to eat.

[Castaway1979]

@ashhhhh an avatar bubblegum. falling from the clouds into the mouths of mere mortals, to bring them to life.

[ashhhhh]

@cjko As long as I don’t have to stay in the company of gastric juices and masticated food. We all know where the food goes after digestion, tragic ending.
Use and spit > use and excrete

[A Former User]

@cjko I would like to be an apple, you know cuz an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Pshhh just kidding, I actually like apples a lot and some apples have this rich red colour which I absolutely love. However on contrary I wouldn't be a healthy one so that people don't eat me up!

[Kaho]

@cjko I would be any kind of bird who can fly swiftly. coz its to fun to fly. n much more fun to fly faster for life

[VioletApple]

@dragonfly33 I'll slap that eggplant on your face

[VioletApple]

@dragonfly33 want more kinky eh?

[spaceboy]

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[Kaho]

@cjko yes coz falcons eat small birds. now I fly fast for my stomach

btw owls fly in silently so I would like to be owl too.

[pe7erpark3r]

@cjko said in If you were a food, what would you be and why? :

@petrapark3r do they even exist ?

Of course they do. There is even a whole bunch of them alive today. I saved one the other day. Yes birds are actually dinosaurs, genetically, and I mean look at them... T-Rex died out though.

However you asked me what kind of food I'd be, and it's not like I'm actually turning into a cake either. Unrealistic question I'd say good mam, unrealistic answer