What is the best advice that you can give?

[AlbertoLok]

If I guarantee you that I will follow your advice in my life then what advice will you to me for the life?
Advice can be regarding anything- friendship, sex, books, business, job, relationship or on any damm topic

[DA PIC]

@albertolok oh my friend ive got plenty of advice

• Don't masturbate in dark clothes.
  *If it ain't wet, don't shove it in.
  *If it is wet, hells yeah shove it in.
  *A real party pooper is someone who shits on a birthday cake.
  *Eat pussy, it's organic.
  *If you want longer sex, have sex with ugly people.
  *If you're ever homeless, spend the rest of your money on a 24-hour gym membership. You have a place to go at night, a shower, and a locker to store your belongings. You'll also be ripped as fuck if you go there enough, getting you a girl, eventually moving in with her, marrying her, having kids, and now you have food, shelter, a wife, and a family.
  *If she says she's on birth control, she's always lying.
  *If your boyfriend/girlfriend masturbates while watching porn, chances are they aren't really attracted to you.

See? I give the best advice.

[Zoobie]

@albertolok everything happens gor a greater good. If hard time ever cast a shadow of sorrow on you, be patient. If sun shines a ray of joy, be thankful

[G. A]

@albertolok
DID YOU JUST ASK MY ADVICES? OKAY.

1. You should behave to my only lady @WtfJudith it is not like i dont like it (tbh i enjoy it) but you should "put up" something fun there too, not only teasing her
2. You should not tease me because this girl did not pay me attentions. As i mentioned before, let her be whatever she wants to be.
3. You should do your hw very well.
4. You should DECREASE YOUR TIME FOR YOUR MASTURBATION AND PLAY WITH YOUR DICK watch porn in regular time dude.
5. When you re ready to show yourself off, you should grab @willow attention. I guarantee she is the MOST AWESOME girl in here~

Thats all.

[AlbertoLok]

@g-a said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok
DID YOU JUST ASK MY ADVICES? OKAY.

1. You should behave to my only lady @WtfJudith it is not like i dont like it (tbh i enjoy it) but you should "put up" something fun there too, not only teasing her
2. You should not tease me because this girl did not pay me attentions. As i mentioned before, let her be whatever she wants to be.
3. You should do your hw very well.
4. You should DECREASE YOUR TIME FOR YOUR MASTURBATION AND PLAY WITH YOUR DICK watch porn in regular time dude.
5. When you re ready to show yourself off, you should grab @willow attention. I guarantee she is the MOST AWESOME girl in here~

Thats all.

Hahahaha, nice bro
277365 I have my attentions only on @Willow
heheh
@WtfJudith love me one sided
lol

[Rendezvous]

@albertolok Never kiss a girl with empty stomach.
The empty stomach breath is just horrible.
I wouldn’t even kisS Emma Watson if she has an empty stomach breath at that time.

[Willow]

@albertolok
when in doubt, fuck it in the ass

[G. A]

@albertolok said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@g-a said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok
DID YOU JUST ASK MY ADVICES? OKAY.

1. You should behave to my only lady @WtfJudith it is not like i dont like it (tbh i enjoy it) but you should "put up" something fun there too, not only teasing her
2. You should not tease me because this girl did not pay me attentions. As i mentioned before, let her be whatever she wants to be.
3. You should do your hw very well.
4. You should DECREASE YOUR TIME FOR YOUR MASTURBATION AND PLAY WITH YOUR DICK watch porn in regular time dude.
5. When you re ready to show yourself off, you should grab @willow attention. I guarantee she is the MOST AWESOME girl in here~

Thats all.

Hahahaha, nice bro
277365 I have my attentions only on @Willow
heheh
@WtfJudith love me one sided
lol

Sweet. I'll wait for that moments.

[Willow]

@g-a said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

5. When you re ready to show yourself off, you should grab @willow attention. I guarantee she is the MOST AWESOME girl in here~

Yayyyyy^¥^

[QueenSky]

@albertolok the best advice I can give is to keep calm and live a little while u still
can

[AlbertoLok]

@zoobie said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok everything happens gor a greater good. If hard time ever cast a shadow of sorrow on you, be patient. If sun shines a ray of joy, be thankful

Thanks Brother

[Zoobie]

@albertolok my pleasure

[vahid 0]

@albertolok if u can help poor ppl,help them now not future-

[vahid 0]

@albertolok if u r horny then marry soon

[DA PIC]

@albertolok well a majority of girls are lying when they say that, to be realistic

[PooFace]

I'd say stop trying so hard to be someone you're not and just go with the flow and stop caring about other peoples opinions.
Unless going with the flow means killing babies. Don't kill babies.

[AlbertoLok]

@willow said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@albertolok
when in doubt, fuck it in the ass

hahaha
really? does that work or just saying it for fun?

[Abru Khan]

@AlbertoLok the world is full of nice persons....
if u cannot find one be one

[AlbertoLok]

@abru-khan said in What is the best advice that you can give?:

@AlbertoLok the world is full of nice persons....
if u cannot find one be one

Sure, will try to be one

[Abru Khan]

@albertolok u r the one of nice persons whom i found