where the baby's come from?

[its bobby]

have you ever ask to your parents or other family members or maybe your teacher where do the baby come from? when you were little and if you does what was the answer?

i do when i was about 3 or 4 grade in elementary school. at that time i do know women and men have to having sex first so the women can be pregnant.. but i just wanna ask to my father why my mom can be pregnant? and he was answer
🚹:"so when papa and mama was sleeping the blood come from our pore so our blood is mix together so then mom can be pregnant"
then i answer
👸:"woah so then the bed cover/ bed sheet was full of the blood? eww blood everywhere"
🚹:"yeah"

[Lucifer]

Babies are made and delivered by storks.
They have a huge factory where you are supposed to place your order by writing specifications via a letter.
Then the storks will put those expectations in a baby making machine and when your product is ready they will beak deliver it themselves to you.
You can ask for specific traits but storks are smart and they will deliver to you what you deserve and not what you need.
Its the manufacturing that takes time not delivering so you have to wait for 9 months.

Its better than elephants it takes like 16 months for them.

P.S: Here is a documentary immortalizing the journey of a stork in delivering a troublesome but cute baby.

This is picture of bossman stork in the baby making factory:

This is stork doing his deliveries:

If you still don't believe me this is a picture of @football_m29 when he was in the factory, you can ask him as well.

[Willow]

@its-bobby
Well you see
Mommy has an outlet
And daddy has a plug.
When they merge together, a computer turns on, sparks fly, and mommy and daddy have ordered a baby online. Then, the baby’s fatass takes 9months to be delivered by a bubble
The end

[sup]

@willoww Yeah, some are born ugly......us:pensive_face:

[Stranger_Danger]

@sup said in where the baby's come from?:

@willoww Yeah, some are born ugly......us:pensive_face:

@sup be like :

[football_m30]

@lucifer_ not sure how you got my baby picture but I was a cute ass baby 😂😂

[sup]

All of them are wrong!
A man and woman have sex and nine months later, a beautiful baby is born.

[Willow]

@sup thats where you are wrong
In order for there to be a definition of beautiful, you need to have a comparison, to the opposite, ugly.
SO SOMETIMES THERE ARE UGLY BABIES GAUTAM

[Willow]

@sup 😟😟😕😕🙁🙁☹️☹️😞😞😔😔😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED WUV TOO YA KNOW

[its bobby]

@damncuteguy 😁😁

[Willow]

@lucifer_ @football_m29 is the cutest fucking kid I have ever seen in my entire damn life

[its bobby]

@sup @willoww we are born cute but grow up not cute aka ugly 😄😄

[Willow]

@sup i think i just got called ugly....
You sonuva bish

[sup]

@willoww HEHEHEHHEHE...okay you are ugly i am not XD

[Stranger_Danger]

@willoww said in where the baby's come from?:

@sup 😟😟😕😕🙁🙁☹️☹️😞😞😔😔😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
> I NEED WUV TOO YA KNOW

I'll wuvvv you !!!!
You cant escape my wuvvvv .

[its bobby]

@lucifer_ hahah poor stork they have to deal with all the baby every single time

[its bobby]

@sup wow you seem know so much.. do you any chance already have a baby?

[sup]

@its-bobby Hahhaha no..im still a baby myself.

[Willow]

@sup said in where the baby's come from?:

@willoww

[Willow]

@stranger_danger i think thats a challenge