@Pratik___ said in For every respond to this post I will spank myself once, it is limited to one respond per person and tell me how I would spank myself once using ur respond:
Well.. I think u should spank if u want.. Wherever u want ;)
@willow I thought you were already married to @Rendezvous
@laimon-rex because I love him more than you love him
@willow I don’t like sharing things. Divorce everyone and I’m in.
@sumof1 hmmmm
Nope
I love them too much
@willow Understandable, have a good day.
@sumof1 but bb whyyyyyy
@willow sharing is for losers.
@sumof1 but its me
Youre not even willing to try for me??!
@willow but i can cook and it makes me a better husband for him
@laimon-rex i can cook much better than you
Trust me
Do you have a job?
@willow but you dont know how i cook. yes. As any good wife, my job is a good blowjob for my lovely husband
@willow if you halve them I will consider it.
@laimon-rex what else can you do?
@sumof1 i can intrigue. All other things i can do youll know when you become my husband
@sumof1 said in Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS:
@willow if you halve them I will consider it.
But
But
This is the halved version
If I had my way @Captain-America and @morf would be my husbands tooo
@laimon-rex said in Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS:
@willow . As any good wife, my job is a good blowjob for my lovely husband
I hope your dick gets stuck in a door
And your nipple becomes alpaca food :)
@willow even if alpaka decide to eat my nipple, it would be much tastier then any food you cook
@laimon-rex A mystery, very intriguing.
@willow I sacrifice some you sacrifice some.