Before you go to sleep, paint eyeballs on your eyelids so God thinks you're still awake in your dreams. It will throw out His callibrations in your favour.
Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS
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@laimon-rex did you find me a eboy?
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@sumof1 you are talking with him now, my kitty
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@sumof1 said in Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS:
@laimon-rex did you find me a eboy?
Marry me bb
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@willow i dont get why he should marry to you not to me
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@willow I thought you were already married to @Rendezvous
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@laimon-rex because I love him more than you love him
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@willow I don’t like sharing things. Divorce everyone and I’m in.
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@sumof1 hmmmm
NopeI love them too much
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@willow Understandable, have a good day.
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@sumof1 but bb whyyyyyy
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@willow sharing is for losers.
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@sumof1 but its me
Youre not even willing to try for me??!
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@willow but i can cook and it makes me a better husband for him
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@laimon-rex i can cook much better than you
Trust me
Do you have a job?
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@willow but you dont know how i cook. yes. As any good wife, my job is a good blowjob for my lovely husband
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@willow if you halve them I will consider it.
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@laimon-rex what else can you do?
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@sumof1 i can intrigue. All other things i can do youll know when you become my husband