If my daughter comes out as GAY...

[Jumper Cable Guy]

If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈📫to a 👼CATHOLIC 👼 ⛪BOARDING SCHOOL⛪ because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩MINE👧 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👭gay opportunity ever👭

Seriously tho , If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am going to accept 👩‍❤️‍👩 her beliefs 🏳️‍🌈💬 and help 👩🤜🤛👩🏼‍🦱her out through troubling 🤕💔 times and be the loving 💖👨 I am .

P.S. - In a Lesbian Tinder date who steals whose hoodie ?🤔

[A Former User]

Oh, Man, u are going to be a cool dad
I wish i have a cool dad like you xDD

[Deleted Profile]

@Jumper-Cable-Guy I am gonna kill you both, regardless of the Jim Carrey on the pf

[A Former User]

@Jumper-Cable-Guy This warms my heart