@sarah_the_magpie i have always had a "glass half full" mentality. and my roomie is just the opposite and it is funny to have him tell a story that happened to both of us and see how he viewed the same circumstance that ive encountered.
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The word of the day is "legs." Get ready because I'm gonna spread the word. 😂🙃
@x-BrittBratt-x have you ever walked a sheep on the moon
@peter1972 I cant say I have
@x-BrittBratt-x there you go you see. That’s underrated
@peter1972 😂😂😂😂
so spread your legs ? wtf
"Let me tie/polish your shoes for you."
That might create an awkward moment, but at least the shoes look nice.
Are you a fertile plot of land?
@Huh because I'd like to plant you with my seed? 😂
Why do they call me nemo
No because i would like to plow you
@Huh gotta admit mine was just as good.
@cory221 I dunno. Why?
@x-BrittBratt-x because I’m not afraid to touch the butt
@x-BrittBratt-x it's more subtle i suppose
lets you and me make like a photo and see what develops
@x-BrittBratt-x Do I know you from somewhere? And wow…you’re even more adorable up close
@cory221 THATS CUTE AS FUCK
"You were in the parking lot earlier! That's how I know you!" - Creed Bratton
"What time do your legs open?"
Its sounds ridiculous, so i had to say it.