I’m back for a better one “what’s cookin’ good lookin’ , I smell bacon from whatcha shakin’ “
Most underrated pick up line you can think up.
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The word of the day is "legs." Get ready because I'm gonna spread the word. 😂🙃
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@x-BrittBratt-x have you ever walked a sheep on the moon
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@peter1972 I cant say I have
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@x-BrittBratt-x there you go you see. That’s underrated
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@peter1972 😂😂😂😂
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so spread your legs ? wtf
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"Let me tie/polish your shoes for you."
That might create an awkward moment, but at least the shoes look nice.
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Are you a fertile plot of land?
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@Huh because I'd like to plant you with my seed? 😂
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Why do they call me nemo
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No because i would like to plow you
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@Huh gotta admit mine was just as good.
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@cory221 I dunno. Why?
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@x-BrittBratt-x because I’m not afraid to touch the butt
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@x-BrittBratt-x it's more subtle i suppose
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lets you and me make like a photo and see what develops
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@x-BrittBratt-x Do I know you from somewhere? And wow…you’re even more adorable up close
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@cory221 THATS CUTE AS FUCK
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"You were in the parking lot earlier! That's how I know you!" - Creed Bratton
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"What time do your legs open?"
Its sounds ridiculous, so i had to say it.