One time God was hanging out with us, and He was about to take a sip of His drink, but as He was lifting the can to His mouth, this bloke went, 'Whup', and tipped it all down God's front. First, He was angry, but then He pretended to be cool, but you can tell He's still letting it simmer.
Why does Tws delete your post if you talk about something sexual?
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@Jackson1 huh
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more fun with 2 than 1
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@KahinaBibiJ it was a reach at a dirty. joke.
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@Jackson1 Lol I know
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good, lol
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@Jackson1 yeah
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@KahinaBibiJ yeah
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@Jackson1 ok
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whatbare you to tonight
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@Jackson1 huh?
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lol, sorry for that text way to fast...what are u up to tonight?
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@Jackson1 I'm swimmin at a hotel
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sounds fun, bikini or naked
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@Jackson1 bikini
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how little
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@Jackson1 lol what little me or the bikini?
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how teeny is your bikini?
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@Jackson1 lol its my size
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It size 0
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@KahinaBibiJ I bet you look amazing