Just. Bruh. This is like the "DM me frog" — this is so stupid to get in.
Imagine a handjob from your grandmother...
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It would be a long edging handjob. One that makes it clear she has had decades of experience. She will tease you over hours as her light yet strong hands bring you to the edge and back over and over again. With her left hand she cups your balls and plays with both simultaneously, her middle finger is pressing on your prostrate. Her other hand does the twisty thing on your shaft. She knows what you need. She doesn't let you watch but makes sure you can hear that she is enjoying it, possibly more than you. As you lay on her plastic covered couch she leans over you letting her sagging bosums brush against you. You never grow soft, your dick has been diamond hard since she ran her hand up your thigh. When she finally decides to let you pop, she only uses a single twirl of her finger. You see stars as you blast grandma in the face. You can't hear her moans of pleasure as she orgasms from your pent up facial and the vibrating butt plug she has been grinding the entire time over the sound of blood rushing in your ears. She thoroughly cleans you, lovingly as she comments on the size and taste of your load. She says it reminds her of your dead Grandpa. Then she makes you a snack so you will have energy for when the rest of the red hat's show up to gangpeg you.
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No but in all seriousness I really hope you weren't the one who's wrote that 😂
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Please tell me that this is some sort of twisted scenario you thought of and it's not a real life thing....!!!!!! :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:
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@vassiad it’s real
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@crimsxn Okay....
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@crimsxn ew so disgusting.
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@rendezvous I seriously considered pouring bleach in my brains after reading this topic....
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@vassiad said in Imagine a handjob from your grandmother...:
@rendezvous I seriously considered pouring bleach in my brains after reading this topic....
Lmao if you proceed further with this idea, mail me some bleech too ;p
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@rendezvous Nah.. Now that I think about it, we don't have to destroy our brains just because there's a psycho here.
I think I'm going to do a little research on how to forget things, I'll let you know if any of the methods work! -
@vassiad said in Imagine a handjob from your grandmother...:
@rendezvous Nah.. Now that I think about it, we don't have to destroy our brains just because there's a psycho here.
I think I'm going to do a little research on how to forget things, I'll let you know if any of the methods work!Thanks honey!
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it was due to shit like this that your dad beat you bitch
go kys