hi people
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@rendezvous its normal lol....i did that so many times
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@jimmy1708 when my siblings and I were kids, our youngest sister pees in a little potty training thing. My brother and I took the pee from that and poured it inside a glass and made our little sister drink it, telling her it was pineapple juice ππ she believed us and drank a bit until our mom arrived in the room and discovered our crime π
"For those who like me, raise your hand.
For those who don't, raise your standards."~MDS
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@zazzles lol....u criminal
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@zazzles said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:
@jimmy1708 when my siblings and I were kids, our youngest sister pees in a little potty training thing. My brother and I took the pee from that and poured it inside a glass and made our little sister drink it, telling her it was pineapple juice ππ she believed us and drank a bit until our mom arrived in the room and discovered our crime π
SO GROSS ughhh
WHAT YOU READ ABOVE IS NOTHING BUT PURE GOLDβοΈ
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@jimmy1708 my brother and I thinks of craziest stuff π He even almost got us both killed one time π
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@rendezvous not out fault our sister was pretty dumb. She even ate a little chili after we told her that they were cherries wtf π
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@zazzles Not your fault? Lmao just made her drink urine!!
If she is dumb, you just mess around with her, but at the end when she is about to drink it, you tell her its not juice. What you did is just evil. -
@rendezvous well it was only a teeny tiny sip π our mom found us before anything happened. And my sister grew up to be smart even though she hit her head several times as a toddler. She was literally dropped while she was still a baby π¬π
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@jimmy1708 .........
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when I was 11 or 12 years old. I woke up in middle of the night, stay up for while. Laying on my bed
and I think a girl. An cute girl with cutest smile, that is who I saw her yesterday at cafeteria during
lunch recess break in my elementary school. then I start humping my bed while my imagination runs
of me fucking that cute girl like I'm in porno movies. I stop for a second and I start to jerking off until
my boner is erected hardness like a frozen corn dog. gross part of it is my bladder is half full and ready
to take a piss. so, I start humping the bed again while my boner is hard. things get down south further,
I took a unload of my piss on my bed (still humping) I could smell of my yellow piss. I stop for a minute,
and walk to my parents bedroom and woke them up. I lied to my mom and I said "mom, I woke up and my
bed is wet". The first thing she react is she look down on my boxers and covered my bed with extra towels
and blankey. LOL. wow....................IT WAS MY DIRTIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. -
@im-bored said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:
when I was 11 or 12 years old. I woke up in middle of the night, stay up for while. Laying on my bed
and I think a girl. An cute girl with cutest smile, that is who I saw her yesterday at cafeteria during
lunch recess break in my elementary school. then I start humping my bed while my imagination runs
of me fucking that cute girl like I'm in porno movies. I stop for a second and I start to jerking off until
my boner is erected hardness like a frozen corn dog. gross part of it is my bladder is half full and ready
to take a piss. so, I start humping the bed again while my boner is hard. things get down south further,
I took a unload of my piss on my bed (still humping) I could smell of my yellow piss. I stop for a minute,
and walk to my parents bedroom and woke them up. I lied to my mom and I said "mom, I woke up and my
bed is wet". The first thing she react is she look down on my boxers and covered my bed with extra towels
and blankey. LOL. wow....................IT WAS MY DIRTIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Reptile is in Valhalla.
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@jimmy1708 I peaked on dust, then I picked it and drank it again. It was a bet by the way.
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Your story takes me to 5th grade where I and my friends....we.....we started to pee at the exact same time and we used to have this game wherein whoever finished the last was the winner. It wasn't dirty until one of us had to become the judge to check if anyone wasn't cheating. For that, the person had to look at all the contender's dicks and the time they stopped peeing. The last one standing was the hero!
We enjoyed that so fucking muchhhh.bitchbehumble
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Y'all have some major crazy stories. I'm starting to think my life is boring as hell now ππ
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@im-a-bae haha
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@sup haha
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@im-bored u r a master of all the dirt hahahhaha
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i had a threesome with two sisters and half the time i wasnt even in it they were pretty much just fuckin eachother i was like wat did i create i was just sittin there like like what the fu fu fu.....HELL
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I got pregnant by a stripper at my batchelorette party two nights before my wedding and my husband has no idea the baby girl isnβt his.
