Posts made by Yason

@cutekanak So i... Decide to roast a wild chicken alive for dinner, but since i skiped fire magician school for the 30th time i burn the chicken by accident , i become enraged and whitout a thought and i elecktrocute all the little helpless critters and everything that lifes through their fu cking tiny litte skulls on the way home. After a long journey of not giving a fck i come home, my dad tells me to teleport the trashbags outside but i'am to lazy to do it and try to say something to avoid doing my chor3s,
i tell him 'You' re not my real dad', he doesn't know what to say, succesfully i proceed to spend the rest of my day on www.talkwhitmagicians. Com

@cjko Well that's the only way he will forget about them 100%, i am only here to offer solutions

@cutekanak Suddenly a wild lv 22 charizard appears but you're out of pokeballs and you only have grass pokemon, your pokemon get incinerated alive by his lv2 blaze ability and as their skin is burning away, while they scream in agony and wank like little puppies while they are painfully dying, you realise you have nothing left and you pull out your desert eagle 50 AE and shoot the lv 22 charizard in the fucking mouth as his brain hits the pavement you are reminded of your third cousin and walk away...

@Bishoj commit suicide

@King-of-Random
id rather place him somewhere where he would be chased by 1000 ants

@saske1
okay look this is a good example how to not get anyone rlly, Being needy and desperate makes them more dry than a summer in the sahara dessert
Pls contact your local ukrainian gigolo for more advice

@Tina You have google?

@moonchild02 Like he does that because he doesn't care and is selfish, or he is to afraid to tell you, Personaly a decend man just tells it like it is, if i dont like you ill just bluntly say it
Just leaving people like that is fucked up honestly
you only deserve that if you shoot puppy's in the mouth or smthing

Honestly just give the man his DVD's back, why the f<uck did you take them?
No wonder he is pissed, like id be pissed if the gurl im fcking steals my sht 2
That's the mistery here "dating experts haha XD"

Well in first instance its not possible since if you could go to a store and say you forgot your passwords and they restored it
then people would steal phones left and right
So if you forget your pass you're fucked mostly
The thing you can do is take the buy ceritificate of your phone go to your local tech store and follow the steps from there.

If i do it its fine, but if my wife does it she is a sl ut

@Ocean05 This you playing rdr, haha

@Ocean05 have you played gow?

@Ocean05 GOW was kinda fking amazing imop,you think another game should've won?

@Rabbitboy I would say my dik, its very small while at the same time bringing me the most joy in the dearest of time

@AlexTheAlien there is a difference between Lel maybe you? And Lel maybe, you
So you're mad because i was just trying to play whit some random girl i never met?, why the hate chill out, no need to be passive agressive.

@Firefly You're not the only one

@Firefly huh?

@Kakashi Wish gran.....! Hold up., you're already a monkey.

@LionCara Granted! But now she randomly loses her eyebrows, and now your relationship slowly collapses because you can't read her emotions since the eyebrows are gone. XD