Best posts made by Yason

@SoFa_king_Cody granted! But the economy just collapsed, and its only worth 500 dollarrs now rlly

@cutekanak Suddenly a wild lv 22 charizard appears but you're out of pokeballs and you only have grass pokemon, your pokemon get incinerated alive by his lv2 blaze ability and as their skin is burning away, while they scream in agony and wank like little puppies while they are painfully dying, you realise you have nothing left and you pull out your desert eagle 50 AE and shoot the lv 22 charizard in the fucking mouth as his brain hits the pavement you are reminded of your third cousin and walk away...

I wish my teachers would raise their hands to talk to me

@King-of-Random
id rather place him somewhere where he would be chased by 1000 ants

@LionCara Granted! But now she randomly loses her eyebrows, and now your relationship slowly collapses because you can't read her emotions since the eyebrows are gone. XD

@cutekanak So i... Decide to roast a wild chicken alive for dinner, but since i skiped fire magician school for the 30th time i burn the chicken by accident , i become enraged and whitout a thought and i elecktrocute all the little helpless critters and everything that lifes through their fu cking tiny litte skulls on the way home. After a long journey of not giving a fck i come home, my dad tells me to teleport the trashbags outside but i'am to lazy to do it and try to say something to avoid doing my chor3s,
i tell him 'You' re not my real dad', he doesn't know what to say, succesfully i proceed to spend the rest of my day on www.talkwhitmagicians. Com

@AlizaJalebiiiiii Granted! But now your face looks like a greased chicken leg

@Ocean05 This you playing rdr, haha

@niks-niks Granted! But then you find out she is a lesbian, but was to shy to tell you

@Kakashi Wish gran.....! Hold up., you're already a monkey.

@Ocean05 GOW was kinda fking amazing imop,you think another game should've won?

@lonelybrit hey whatsup don't feel lonely aim right here! Talk to me XD

@AlizaJalebiiiiii we can change that, if you make another wish

@Ocean05 have you played gow?

@Firefly huh?

If i do it its fine, but if my wife does it she is a sl ut

@Firefly You're not the only one

@cjko Well that's the only way he will forget about them 100%, i am only here to offer solutions