Best posts made by Xandoré_BG

@Littlelion12 I've dislocated my right knee there times in my life... Everytime has been like getting hit by an electrified jack hammer in the knee... Nowdays if a try to climb a ladder or get up on the sidewalk with my right knee first and not carefully enough, it doesn't do its job properly and I fall. So. Yeah... That's probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. I also fell down a flight of concrete stairs once. A big one... Not sure how I didn't break a bone. Ended up with a bleeding nose and a sore back. I was 8. I remember thinking I was about to meet the maker.

Testing testing

Good job M'lady @Eucalyptus

@Grant-Bloom, you will need to buy the second one tho. Still worth it man. For real.

The PC survived the surgery, and it is back home where it belongs. I will post a pic soon.

@Sup oh, don't worry, this is only the beginning here... We have untill fucking April to beat that high record, and let me tell you, we will.

Here. take my duck pic.

At least I have this to look up to by the end of this afternoon. A nice halestorm coming down from the mountain and freak the hell out of my doggos.

@Sup dude... There are places in Brazil that get -10. Of course not where I live because fuck me. All I get is mosquitos all year and heat. And armed robbery

@Sup ok. You win the "poor bastard" award. I forfeited when you said "popular for rape". I am out. India is the new host for hell as far as I am concerned now

@Sup once every three to four years we get a very destructive one... Like... Really town wrecking ones. Also, I live in the region known in Brazil as number one in lightning strikes. So... Pretty bad storms all around. If you windows don't get broken by ice from the sky, you home appliances could all fry up if you can't afford some sort of extra protection against Zeus tomfoolery.
Also robbers. Lots of robbers.

Disclaimer: Brazilian robber don't come down from the sky as I might have implied. They come by foot. At night. Like normal worldwide robbers.

@Sup damn dude, you young AF. I remember going to parties and "dreaming" about getting girls in there while this song played in the background.

@Scottish Welp, then that explain that. Not a bad thing though. ADHD and Alzheirmers is what keeps me wake at night.

Seu Jorge - Burguesinha

we are all dying, no point in making what is left of our lives anymore unpleasant than it already is. Do not take anything too serious, everything is sort pointless if we look at the bigger picture. so... yeah.... failure taught me to look at the bigger picture and don't give a fuck about most things I once found relevant. ^^

@sammy that is a reasonable stand girl.

@Lurker Damn dude, The song is ultra chill. Sorry about the heart-missing situation tho. :(

@Cristin-Joshua I'm more likely to be the nurse who will patch silly's wounds than one of his assailers

Seu Jorge is a national treasure by now. @Ladydoall30 . glad you enjoyed it. Party music.

wow man, i'm glad you are back. even though i can't help but feel a little bit worried about the whole getting hurt thing.