You mean its not like that !!! My entire life has been a lie !!
You have shown me da wey.
You mean its not like that !!! My entire life has been a lie !!
You have shown me da wey.
Valar Morghulis .
its time for men to end - I am ended.
You ended me .
You made snake soup out of me.
I hope i gave you stomach ulcer.
My family was very sad . They swore revenge on you.
They hunt you.They end you.
You bad preacher.You dead Preacher.
Reptile doesnot know you @Zazzles .Reptile doesnot care.Reptile does what he pleases.
Reptile wants to wish you a Happy Birthday.
Reptile wishes you a Happy Birthday.
Reptile slides out.
@ellielee Reptile approves.Have an upvote.
I am a reptile .I live in my mom's basement.
I am afraid if i come out I will see the sun & burn.
Humans will science the shit out of me .
So i stay under.I don't show my true self .
I pretend to be human . I am outgrowing my old human skin.I need new human to skin. may have to go outside ..i don't know what outside is ..does it look like this game "Fallout" ?..wish me luck.
Don't mourn me if i donot return..I have lived a good life .Good bye.
@goodgirll quite long ..your entire existence from when you could remember would have been this depression .Should'nt you have gotten out of it by now or learnt to live with it ..
..any reason for wanting to fade away now ?
You must be really desperate to ask for help on the Internet !!
Or else you spelled "Attention Seeker " wrong.
Sorry for being harsh ..but you wont believe how many people consider having a bad day or week as depression.Considering my own 8 year old bout of clinical depression It's really irritating.
But still if you are sincere then..
Really what helped me are ..Friends -old or new anonymous , new interest( game creation, stock market , youtube travel vlog esp. Caey Neistat) ...Google earth view ,street view ...
all the above can be basically summed up as new experiences,new connection,working on my passions .
Your mileage may vary ..find what works for you .maybe it will be makeup tutorials,cute cat videos ..really your choice.
I am a great animal lover.I'm busy during the day but night time is fun time.
I Choke the chicken.
Play with the one eyed snake.
Hug the hedgehog
Spanky with the monkey.
I live dangerously.
@zazzles Lol ,that was funny AF dude .
Rule 16 - There are no girls on the Internet .
I recommend Your right hand.
It will always be warm,loyal,never refuse you.
Till death do you apart ..you'll be together. Still A better love story than Twilight.
There were Humans .It was scary.
I slid back into my mom's basement.I am a reptile. ;)
Seriously the worse thing about movie theater for me is other people - shouting,babies crying, kids kicking backseat ,popcorn chewing,mobile screen light flashing ,sweaty smell ...
With the rise of Gen Z & personal smartphones ,dating apps like Tinder,Eharmony,Zoosk & greater acceptance of casual hang ups online dating is really picking up but yes I agree that a lot of ill feelings about it still exist & will likely exist for a long time.
For me I think its because of
1>Social acceptance :
There's a feeling that you have failed somehow if you don't manage to find a partner in real life .Kind of like a 2nd hand car because you couldn't manage a brand new spanking one .It's seen as inferor ..you didnt find the best ,so you had to settle for the rest .
2>Security issues due to anonymity :
"I am a Prince of Nigeria & will like to grace you with a million dollars, absolutely free." if you want to find the largest cluster of deluded liars, check out online dating sites.
“I love to work out in my spare time”
->Has never worked out.
“I took this picture today ,look at my 6 pack abs.”
->Showed up 20 years older, 50kg heavier ,balder and has a beer gut.
“I'm not married”
->“I'm not divorced yet”
You get the point.Trust is hurt .A 16 yr old girl thinking shes hooking up with same age boy finds out he's a 40 yr old man.This goes mainstream ,perception is hurt .Online dating is further discouraged.
3.Dick Pics :
For lot of guys, making contact with a woman online means that it’s time to get their penis out, photograph it and send it to her. Their delusion of limp noodle as The raging Hulk really doesnt appeal to girls.
& this is something the mainstream people think of as the reality.Girls are only harassed in such dating sites .its filled with vulgar men & good girls shouldn't go into such cancerous hellholes more toxic than Chernobyl.
4.Time consuming :
“hi” or “can I ask you a question” and similar stupid shit without getting to the point, and then dicking around asking the same questions is a regular experience on facebook . I can't imagine perspective of being a woman on a dating platform
There's either tactless "See bobs & vegane" or macho men flexing biceps ,nice guy but in-confident .. buttery smooth guys sliding into DM's are rare.
Not to mention time consuming. Jesus… you either have to filter through a fuckton of faces or answer a shitload of questions and write a dozen people, only a fraction of whom will respond to you in like a week.
Go through 100% messages -> discard 98 % ->contact 2 % ->wait for response of 1.5% -> further negotiation, .5% remain ->further investigation reveals .2 % is genuine -> .1% is good men suitable for feminine sexual agression(flirting) ->some vultures snatched them up -> 0% remain
1000% effort -> 0 % gain.Now drown your sorrow in a tub of ice cream.
Eventually it's just always like “why am I wasting my time on this stupid shit when I could go out and meet people?”
If you want to simply flirt then these are good places ...anything serious prepare for a lot of headache.& if you are of the lucky ones You have great luck ..now go & buy a lottery.Maybe you'll win the powerball too ;)