Posts made by Stranger_Danger

Looking hella good girl.
Coo !

All things have an end ,even things you donot think,do.,Everything is dying ...You,the planet,galaxy..even the Universe.

Your Classes in School should have mentioned this .This is covered in basic Physics.
Entropy is the cause.
Basically its the state of existence going from order to Chaos.Why destruction is easier than creation.
why water only runs downhill.why it is easy to lose money and difficult to make money.

...& this is a one way street. Its attributes involve the flow of what we call time . It can never be reversed.This is a cosmic law.

Dont worry about it ,this has been happening since the big bang happened billions of years ago..It will continue to happen after we are gone.

well @michaelele
I never knew you & now i will not get to know you ...
by the law of angle ,triangle & shit ,that means there was no net loss ...
Ancient Chinese wisdom says you cant miss what you dont have..

what i mean to say...

Just kidding, you have your friends here ..come back for them soon brotha.

@cutie-cat said in A LETTER TO MYSELF:

-Priyanka
(A letter from Priyanka to Priyanka)

that's some inception level shit ..

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@jessica-mormont said in What if iOS 11 is a secret program to put older iPhones into the garbage bin!:

:pouting_face: so lame that we know the truth and still use these devices

Not me ...i'm far too poor.
I hunt in the wilderness to eat ,sleep under the night sky ..& drink water from lakes.
I just broke into someones house to write this message.

The walled garden of Apple is far too high for me to get into .

Well,i would suggest you read below articles to confirm your fears ..

https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/apple-admits-iphone-slow-down/4179655.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/4543307/apple-ios-11-is-making-peoples-iphone-batteries-run-down-more-quickly-analysts-claim/

@mattie65 said in What’s a song that makes you feel depressed?:

@emry really... Would you want to be up close and personal with a bear?

@willoww said in new to this site:

@aaron-untamed get out while you still can!!!

Trust @Willoww brotha ...abandon ship while you still can.

Obvious Disclaimers:

TalkWithStrangers(TWS) is not responsible for spontaneous laughter or peeing your pants.

Neither does it condone horniness or exaggeration of 2 inch microdick for a 7 inch banana.

You might find your soulmate but chances are it was trolls & weirdos, catfishing.

You might slide into DMs of a friendly girl but you wont be able to escape the "Friend Zone" or "Family Zone".Prepare for soul crushing disappointment. & questioning your life's every decision.

Periods of extreme rage will occur & TWS is not liable for any physical object in your vicinity that you damage.

You will find gross posts & posters will make you lose faith in Humanity.Please persevere . TWS will not pay for your funeral costs.

Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.
& have a good day.

@willoww All good things come to an end.
Reptile is awesome ..but only in small doses.
He's toxic enough to give Super Cancer to anyone he shitposts with for too long.
He will be back to shitpost again tomorrow.

Reptile has no friends.
Reptile is forever alone.

Once someone wanted to be his friend.
Reptile bit him in the ass.
He died.

THE END.

@rendezvous said in Looking for new friends:

@stanger_danger Reptile forgot to mention me in the first category. How would reptile forgive himself now?

Reptile apologizes deeply for this oversight

There is only one way for him to restore his Honour.

He must commit Seppuku.

He commits Seppuku. He dies.

The End.

Any nice folk between 25-35?

nice folk ?...not many of those around ..

Think of this as a schoolyard & you're the newest kid in the block .. i'll give a rough breakdown of the demographic you'll encounter ..

1>Nice Kids - like @cutie-cat , @Willoww , @RAGNAR , @sup , @US-poet , @BOOTS22 etc.. - flowers bloom when they walk & God have reserved spaces for when they ascend to heaven.They are the superman of this platform.Everyone looks up to them.Smallest group but massive power.

2>Weirdos - make you think if they are drunk ? ..will make you wonder if serious or trolling ,engage at your own peril. .. I nominate myself as first citizen of this block..Typically left alone by the majority.Like islands in the ocean they drift alone.can join others if they feel the cause is good enough.

3>Jerks - a bunch of trolls ..will try to hurt your feelings..engage only if you are masochistic .Everyone else hates them.Has an association called "Evil corp" where they gather around & decide how to make people miserable.Small group but through unity & efficiency with the mission of spreading misery has become a good powerblock.

4> ...& a veritable armada of horny people .They are to girls(or anyone pretending to be a girl..or in few cases men)what dogs are to a car ..They chase them but have no idea what to do if they catch them.The majority group in this domain but also the weakest..No unity,every man for himself here..

Spend some time around ,you'll get the lay of the land quickly..

choose your destiny ! who'll you be of the above ?

Not me .

!! Man... that's some serious Romeo & Juliet level of romance ...
What crazy exciting lives do other people live ...seems like prime material for Indian TV serial shows .
I wonder if I'm blessed to avoid such excitement or have missed out on life..

Thieving is great unless you get caught. Similarly, trolling is great if the other side cannot decide if you are being a troll or really has a bad/good humor

Reptile believes there is a difference between Humorous trolling & assholish trolling.
Reptile is a member of the former group.
Reptile tries to straddle the line between Humor & asshole.
Reptile doesnt make it a personal attack.His shitpost remain confined to the shitpost in discussion.

What is the reason tell me

People make it so easy. People are so serious.Reptile want to make people laugh & have a fun time.

People think trollers are only antisocial or bad people that want to harm others.That's not true .Reptile loves people .Is there any reason why we cannot love people & also have fun at the same time ?

People believe its just stupid people who do this.Good shitpost requires certain amount of thought.If it flies too high or too low of the targets brain then thats wasted.Not all people get the difference direct assholish behavior versus playful humor .

Of course its not all smooth sailing.
Certain people have the Eiffel tower stuck up their asses.They are the staunchest member of the anti-fun Gang .
Certain people dont get the context ,so they think you are a retard.

& even if you try to be a good guy & still be humorous you still get grouped in with the bad trollers.

Truly what is a Reptile to do in this dark times? ...Trolling is his bread & butter...How will he feed his family ? ..his 5 wives & 9 children ? ...how will ever get to be remembered as " the Trolliest Troll that ever Trolled ? " ..these questions & more keep him up at night ,sleepless & sweating ...He might just have to take up thieving as a profession.

@blooddrunk Ahhh,I see you're a man of Culture as well.
What does a hero truly need ? ....This.

@blooddrunk said in Who is your HERO and why?:

is my hero

@sup Lol

@cheesecake-lesb & the entire joke of ..."contemporary men in anonymous social network society like FB looking only at women's picture & judging if they are worth replying to or not " ... fell apart.

Well, at least I tried to be funny ..sorry for weirding you out.

@stanger_danger Ok? you're weird........

Thank you for pointing that out.
I hadn't noticed..I mean i was thinking I was a Reptile..crazy huh ?..

Reptile leaves ,out into the sunset ..Looking for suitable prey.

Rolling sideways on the bed at morning before getting up.

I see Voldemort has found a new past time .

At least i seems to far more successful & socially acceptable than the tale of unrequited love of a 50 + year old man chasing after a teenage boy hoping to "poke" him with his "wand" .

Reptile approves.