Posts made by Stranger_Danger

Better than heroin,estacy or smoking cigarette ...try Medical Marijuana ..ABSOLUTELY AVOID SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA if you value your life

@sup a lot of Rajasthani, Assamese tribes use it ..their eldest people too in the rane of 80's ,90's ..they are of great health ..they & their forefathers have been using it since ancient time..they are probably of better health than you ,even at their advanced age

Besides if Hinduism's primary sects God Shiva can be hipster enough to smoke Weed ,who are we mere mortals to question such a thing !!

..all aboard the smoking Train everyone.

Reptile has no friends.
Reptile is forever alone.

Once someone wanted to be his friend.
Reptile bit him in the ass.
He died.

THE END.

I've saying the same thing ,it's like an epidemic of horny kids...
Finally another person gets it...You're awesome
Here are some of my own replies to these Satan's little spawns .

Hello new person.
Bye new person.

Reptile thinks :

cheese straws - Shit hard enough to beat people with.
mixed spice cookies - Flattened Dog shit.
chocolate and orange swirls - Flattened Interracial shit.
almond biscuits -WTF !! are those petals & leaves ?
whole orange cake - layered shit.
lemon and rosemary cake - alien shit
gooseberry cake - 5 * French chef shit.

I rate all your creation : DDS(Dats da shit)/10.

Reptile has travelled over 60 km today.He would have liked to eat all this shit.Alas,poor reptile had to go hungry ...
Reptile would take a bite out of the screen ..but dat shits expensive.

This reptile joined 2 days ago.

Reptile believed he was going to experience PG 13 posts & thoughtful peers.He had no idea what he was getting himself into...

the depth of debauchery & excess he has experienced !! seen shitposts you wouldn't believe !!

more testosterone than College frat houses,
enough jailbaits to alert interpol ,
& enough horny people to supply Hell with , for the next Century!

Alas!! his poor sweet soul has been corrupted ,he has got Super Cancer & is surely destined for 9'th circle of hell.

Reptile has seen peer post with same Title with nostalgic authors writing of enough sweet past to give a Tibetan monk diabetes .

Reptile doesnot have any memory of "The good old days" ..from the beginning he has seen TWS at it's lowest,he has no expectation .
If this platform reaches any deeper it will push against Satan's horns.

Reptile believes the only way is up.Reptile wants to have fun,make fun & be made fun of.
He wants to have a good time.

Reptile wants to Sleep.Reptile goes to sleep.

Reptile sleeps & dreams of a bright future.A future for all of us.

Reptile smiles in his sleep.

He sleeps well.

Reptile wishes TWS moderators & his Community members all the best.

Seriously though , from my own 8 year long bout of depression i can tell you what worked ,without ever going out from your mom's basement :

..Friends -old or new anonymous , new interest( game creation, stock market , youtube travel vlog esp. Caey Neistat) ...Google earth view ,street view(basically exploration) ...

all the above can be basically summed up as new experiences,new connection,working on my passions .

Your mileage may vary ..find what works for you .maybe it will be makeup tutorials,cute cat videos ..really your choice.

There you go kid , i saved your ass from going to Therapist {The-rapist}....all for the low low price of 0 $.

Which one is it Link boy ?

I would say "it'll pass" ,but...

as for your family or people that you want to make proud

@iinutellaii said in WHAT TWS WAS,IS AND CAN BE.:

@stanger_danger cool. I hope you lose your eyesight

@iinutellaii I already am ..my eyepower has been going up the past few years.

Lol ,your comment was unironically ironic.

Snake salutes you .

I'm not crying ..some dust flew in my eye.

Try at a different time ,right now very few people are online.
I could talk..but reptile needs his beauty sleep.
Reptiles needs to keep his beautiful & handsome face to attract the ladies.
Cyao!

@yourgroom45 No problem bro ,hope you have a great marriage & a happy ever after .

Where are you from ?
what's your budget ?
What places does she like - beach,mountain,Paris ,North pole ? (not a joke i want to go to the Pole to spend night in transparent tent or hot springs with aurora's dancing over my head ..just the 2 of us in a 100 km .It feels romantic for me . What is her desire ? )

..need to give specific's for people to understand what would be good for you two ..

should also go through her old Facebook posts or your memories to get an indication of place she might have said she wanted to visit.

Well said !

Only joined yesterday ... randomly strolled upon this platform .

Damn !
the amount of testosterone is more than frat houses,
enough jailbaits to alert interpol ,
& there is more than enough estrogen to fill olympic sized swimming pools.

But it's not all bad ,have been having quite some fun .

Relax & chillax is in the name ,fun is my game.

Here's hoping for the best to you & all of us ..

You dont find Karma ,Karma finds you .

@blooddrunk Lol

Your Fans !

Your Friends !

All praise our God & Saviour ,Lord Cthulu .

That is not Dead which can Eternal lie ,
And with Strange Aeons even Death may die.

The old one has made me immortal ..he has my undying loyalty.

Share & upvote 5 times to feed kids in Africa ..else you get Cthulu Cancer.

@iinutellaii said in Happy birthday Zazzles! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎁:

@Zazzles Haaaaappppyyy Birthdaaaay beach gurl !! Have a great day and may all your dreams come true. How old are you? I am 98 and i would love to share a memory of mine.
My last birthday-

Anyway zazzles have a lovely day! Love ya

Damn Granny.. you hipster !! You even made it to Giphy !!
This reptile family salutes You .