Posts made by Stranger_Danger

All aboard the "Feel"adelphia train.

Red velvet encrusted blueberry cak. ..

(Reptile looks at profile ...Reptile gets Thirsty...The THIRST IS REAL )

Cheesecake..Reptile loves ..No.. Reptile adores Cheesecake.

Reptile drools for Cheesecake.

1)she wants to go but she doesnt have a dad. Do I go instead or would that be weird or...?????

I suggest you go.

cut your hair & goto a makeup artist to look male.
Give yourself laryngitis(like Batman) to sound male .
Call yourself Mr Pine ,the partner of Willow .

Alternatively

Rent a dad .
https://www.bet.com/style/2017/06/16/arrangement-daddy-on-demand-fathers-day-2017.html

http://blog.rentafriend.com/rent-a-father-rent-a-mother/
...he stars getting frisky ?..pee on him to show dominance.

2)She started asking where her dad is. Why she hasnt ever met him. And idk. Idk how to answer that.

Say you're the 21'st century Virgin Mary. & she's Gen Z Jesus.
God is your sugardaddy & Angels are her uncles .
Her house is in the clouds.

if she asks how will she get there ,say she will have to get crucified & tortured ...& since those are outlawed in the country,she's shit outta luck..She will unfortunately have to live the rest of her life like a normal mortal.

Reptile apologizes. He doesn't know how to truly help. He wants people to have fun . Reptile hopes he atleast got a smile on your face in such a time .

It is Reptiles personal belief that your daughter be told the truth.But every child is different.Some will accept & be happy that its the truth ,even if its sad news.Others will rather live a happy life even if they are deluded. It will be upto you .The choices & consequence will be yours to live with .Hope you & your daughter be happy forever & ever.

@us-poet me too :nerd_face:

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Transport Evolved - New transportation tech related news.

@rendezvous LOL dude that was savage. :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :face_with_tears_of_joy:

In my harem.

Johnny Cash

Not purely country ,but brings certain uniqueness from other streams to make it extremely enjoyable.

@football_m29 I see you're a man of culture as well..

@zorliss Reptile applauds your creativity.
S-s-sadly reptile never had such a creative imagination...or such Thirst... Reptile has failed your requirements..

Reptile must regretfully decline your advances... though he surely is the sexiest beast in the whole world...

@ahuman ? ... sun doesn't set for 6 month ...
similarly ..night for 6 months ..

..unless I'm really screwing up my Geography .

Arctic Circle near North Pole .

Spending nights with your loved one under the dazzling Starry skies while rainbow color of Auroras dance over you.

Winds whirl around ,whistling through the hills & trees .In a 100 km radius ,there is not a single human soul beside you.The Pine tree's covered with snow like wool. Owls hoot in the distance.Ginger colored Arctic foxes prance about.

So lonely is this place ,yet so lively.

& you sleep the night away under a transparent dome in full view of this Majestic Nature with your love in your arms ,a warm presence in the cold.

..2 hearts beat as one where no man treads.

@violetttttt said in Help me make a masssive tws story?:

We are gonna make a long long long story, i'll start, i wanna see how dis goesss XD

One day i was sitting on a bench in the park then...

I took a fart, a loud one...

I'm a reptile.

Didn't you get my email ?...no matter I have posted the contents of the Email below .

Please Hurry & do the needful to get get rich ( THIS IS REAL & ABSOLUTELY NOT A SCAM FROM A SHADY GUY ON THE INTERNET)

Alrighty then ,Bye .

Really dude ,whatever makes you happy do it ...Only one life ,so make it lively .
If anything makes you not enjoy it ,then you're doing it wrong

F-king Sperm whales ...

Anyway you were talking about sea salt..the answer is... Dinosaurs son.. Dinosaurs ...

First lets talk about why the salty Ocean is a relatively recent phenomenon :

See Land Dinosaurs were highly masculine,more manlier than ocean dinosaurs ,who are as limp dicked as they come ..those noodle dick m'therf'ckers could barely get it up ,so God became angry & unleashed Genesis ..wiped out the entire dinosaurs cause a few had performance issues...just like he cursed entire human species with the original sin because Adam & Eve didn't follow his dietary rules ...so sperm whales have been doing that for the past million yeas & they have done what their erectile challenged ancestors couldnt.

Coming to sea salt ..dat's land dinosaur semen .See land dinosaurs loved watersports . Because of their heavy weight & size ,they werent very fast but who ever likes slow sex ?..
No no no ..dinosaurs liked it hard & fast ..so they thought of a genius idea,they went into water ..water took care of a lot of their weight,like a ship ..now lighter they did the horizontal tango .

All over the planet this orgy happened,near the sea ...& slowly over millions of years the sea was filled with dinosaur semen..dat semen crystallized & became sea salt.

This is Real history,you wont find it in those storybook that schools pass of as History.

This is what The Govt is keeping from you..Brothers & sister rise above this conspiracy ,Throw down the chains of Illuminati & set yourself free.
Break free of Social sterotypes & cultural norms. Spread the word #Reptile_Pride , #Eat_Real_Dinosaur_Semen ,#Organic_food_pride_Forever.

@ragnar South Park: The Fractured but Whole was awesome .Just a few points shorter than the Legendary Stick of Truth.

I had an absolute riot playing those games....ahh Good times..

@sup Of course man , it's a free platform,that what i appreciate the most about TWS .. Freedom of speech at its finest...That's the very reason I came here & have taken a liking to it.

I can promise you this, I will never ask someone to not post something unless it leads to real life consequence like death,stalking ,rape etc ...everything else is fair game.

I like horny kids posts ..really I do .... who else can i make fun of so easily?

@sup In USA Marijuana is in Schedule I ,the same class as Heroine despite the FDA having provided no real harmful result... unlike Heroin.

There has been Cogressional debates about this where this same question has been asked ,no satisfactory answer has been given.

Attorney General of the United States ,POTS Trump's close ally Jeff sessions has argued for a tighter ban than even that & suitable harsh legislature for weed ..no satisfactory justification was given.

This federal directive comes at a time when the states are starting to become lenient..after the 1950's when weed was put in Schedule 1...multiple countries too are starting to loosen laws around it after so many decades due to non-conclusive proof & popular democratic pressure .

On the contrary medical applications are well documented,in quite a few cases it has helped even Cancer patients.
...not to say there are no ill effects,because really as you said everything has a bad side.But in moderation with Doctor's advice & prescribed limit ,it is a very helpful substance.

As to why there is not as much greater exposure for its benefits & has been allowed to stay Unpublicized ?..

Why should the World medical industry allow a freely available plant with that much properties ,not under part of their own IPR ?
... it is cheaper to travel from USA,come to India ,perform operations like kidney,liver ,stay for a week & then goback to USA than to perform the same operation in USA..

The Dept of AYUSH in India govt ,which includes Ayurveda ..science of medicinal plants has a lot of its own inventions & IPR stolen by foreign companies of which Medical Marijuana application is included (Recently a US company even Stole a Indian created edible more nutritious Rice strain)...this is then kept in IPR dispute limbo in World bank court...the cheaper solution is kept away while expensive medicine ruin live.

Why solve the problem when you can sustain & profit from it ..

@sup Your snap judgement of me making fun of a catfish profile with abby posting only 2 posts in its entire lifetime of past 5 months ,both asking for "fun" in a website filled with jaibait,pedphile & sex predator make my heart ache ...

..Not really .

she asked for fun,i gave her a fun answer ..dude my signature is "Here to have fun,make fun of & be made fun of .Let's have a crazy fun time. "

laughter is the most positive thing in the world ...not my fault you took my post(obvious comedy is comedy) as seriously as superman takes pink Kryptonite(it makes him gay & gives Lois lane a lonely night)

...If i wanted to be an asshole & if she was a real 14 year girl ,i could have reduced her to tears.. & trampled all over her dignity...but i didn't ...

..anyway speaking of broad mindedness ..here's my view - I don't care if you have sex with a normie ,gay, bi,alien, ghost, dog, horse, family member ..as long as its mutual,consensual & knowledgeable act between adults. .....that enough broad minded for you or should i add the blue whale too ? ...