Hey !!! what about da trolls lady !!!
Dont be classist !
Include us.
We too deserve representation.
My brothers & sisters rise against this opression .We will not be silenced. We will not go quietly into the night. Raise the banners :
Troll & proud !
Unite da Trolls.
Trolling knows no boundaries.
Noone shall stop me from achieving the status of "The trolliest troll that ever Trolled"
@zazzles
I is dead.
I is a zombie.
I wants brains.
You are safe. :thinking_face: :thinking_face: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy:
@s_dawn err..what ? ..what ?..nothing ,absolutely nothing ...pay no attention to this old mans ramblings.I'm afraid I'm getting a bit senile in my old age .
Woohoo saved..by my quick wit
Cmon kid...get into the van & get the nice candies..
with the rate this brat is going ,not gonna make this weeks quota. ..(sighs heavily..)
where have all the good days gone ? when all i needed was show them the candies..Bahh Kids ,so suspicious nowadays...
Now they are even asking about sugar free ,fat free, cholestrol free.
Take the goddamn chloroform laced candies
Humor is a good requisite for flirting ... cant be making jokes with people having the Eiffel tower stuck up their asses.Now I prefer cheesy & humorous lines that make me snort in laughter ,some prefer romantic ones...depends on the person really
..having said that here we go ..
Personalized flirting line :
I'm reptile..can i slitherin your Chamber of Secrets ?
Cheesy ,old & obvious flirting line :
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
Slightly newer Cheesy flirting lines :
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
"Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?"
Sleepy Girl Pick Up Lines "I'm tired too. We should sleep together!"
You smell like trash, can I take you out?
Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
Girl: How do you play
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop
Girl: Okay
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!
@s_dawn Here ya go ...all very tasty candies ..all yours ,for the low low price of 1 kidnapping.
@s_dawn said in Wellllllllll...:
@stranger_danger he took my cookie :crying_face:
awww ,you lost your cookie ...how bout some candy ? ..please follow me into my black ,tinted window & totally suspicious van.
They are belgium candy..Come on ,dont be shy... ..
@s_dawn too bad ...I was hoping to send people there & do some population control.
You have won todays Darwins survival of fittest award.
Good job,here's a cookie.
You could always go to Public chatroom & be part of the Cancerfest there ...
Your IQ will drop & you might end up brain dead ...
But maybe you will find da wey.
@end_the_lizard if violence doesnt solve something,then you clearly didnt use enough violence... :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
This was posted a few hours before ... explanation for what happened..
These things happen when such upgrades occur.
People notice you for your looks first ..this is a fact of biology.You cant change that.Initial attraction forms from that.
But if shes dumber than a sack of bricks or dont have a good personality ,then you're shit outta luck.
If i cant spend 40 minutes with her,then i definitely cant spend 40 years of my life with her.I'm out.
Your beauty is not going to increase with look .Most people marry for a good & happy life with their significant other.Looks people can manage with,but a shitty personality is simply unbearable.
As long as shes not abnormally ugly,abnormally short ,abnormally beautiful then it shouldnt really matter ..most people are not looking for the next Miss Universe to date .Neither are they themselves Mr World .
They just want a normal person with normal personality.
@sup Lol,totally dude ..best entertainment ,for the low low price of 0 $ .
White..I love all colors,so I love White.
FYI,White is combination of all color
BOOTS22 FREEDOM WRITERS
Yo ima become a ghost
@sauerkraut said in I am a fucking ghost now:
I'm fucking a ghost
err...Reptile thought abby was his gf.
@lucifer_ said in I am a fucking ghost now:
And please dont make @Abby-83 the owl from harry potter.
Lmao.
...well Lina from Morocco. ,dont know about you finding Travis...
But judging by the comments here ,you seem to have found a multinational group of fans .
@kanuna said in Happy Easter! 🐣:
@cheesecake-lesb I'm a demi-sexual student who has quite the busy active life. I hardly drink. The term alcoholic can be used for those who drink on the daily. Not everyone who enjoys the sight of a penis is a horny faggot. I'm just a faggot.
Lol ,dude that was hilarious.
@ice-king said in Happy Easter! 🐣:
@cheesecake-lesb
DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmitAlso congrats on being able to have a relationship, the things i would do to actually care about people's well-being with having to fake it.
Burnnnn..
Ahhh,nothing more refreshing in the morning than a flame war...it's gonna be a good day.