Best posts made by Indrid Cold

@Lake-Bodom Always the way. Like San Andreas fault innit.

Do. Do you go to Hell for being cheeky?

@tempname420 @Rompipalle There is time for a short playground fight before mods look out staff room window. Nothing below belt.

If. If Jonathan Ashworth was trapped in your wall cavity, would you rescue him, or let him die?

@Jess If you write on their stomach, it counts as a message in a bottle. Little lad in Africa finds it, can't believe his luck.

@لايك-بودوم Dig up magic whistle on beach

@Taraaa-2020 What do Mermaids eat? Can I just share my Nik-Naks?

@Kyle-Norwood If I eat algae off the side of the quayside, can I get any money from the Council for providing a service? Clearing 1sq metre of algae = £ -- ?

@Rompipalle In retribution for the theft, I was chased down and beheaded by Jar Jar Binks.

This is a strange kinda heaven. BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

Where. Where is the RED LINE?

@raresb31 The dance floor. Peter Crouch robot.

@Cybercore Keep the diplomatic channels open.

@Cybercore It's very hard to be angry at someone when their brow is thus / \

@Janet innit

Watch the anime wammon, m8

@Ashish_ Yes you have, sir.

@allaboutgay Thus?

@therisingsun Will Jamiroquai be there? Will he start jamming? Will there be a big screen showing the wammon world cup?

@scottish Don't know the answer to the Kate Bush question. And I think the last time I went to Cheltenham was when I accidentally went too far past Gloucester, like an astronaut losing his grip on his spacecraft and drifting off into space.