Let me tell you something about myself,
um.. when I was like nine, I had a decent collection of the pokemon trading cards. Nothing great, but to me, they were my real asset.
I talked back to someone and that set my mum off. Went on a rant, don't remember the conversation, really. But she took all the cards, said they were gone for good.
Couple weeks later, she gave me a couple of them back, but only like 10 out of the over 100 I had. The few I got back weren't official cards. some were obvious fakes. All the real cards were gone. Only the worthless ones came back.
She was sorry. I forgave her but would never forget for what she did to me.

Conclusion: @TWS-OWNER
I appreciate your apology but I need space and time to deal with how I feel about this its just not easy for me to forgive you.

want to have your dream girl or guy swoon over you? It's easy!

Follow some of these instructions and get ready to roll

• Wear a leather jacket
• Be aloof, quiet, and generally bad.
• ...or catch a peek at her panties.
• ...or walk in on her as she's bathing or undressing.
• If you can't do either of the above, "accidentally" grope her breasts.
• It never hurts to sacrifice a goat or two to get the powers to bribe the gods and removing all competition
• Rescue her from danger. Seriously, this cheesy shit always works xD
• Take your shirt off
• If you happen to be black, and she just so happens to be white, there are a TON of options available like, um
• grow an afro and just be really, really cool
• or, shave your head and just be really, really cool
• become president of the United States
• Punch through a wall 400 times with your bare fists
  Hope it helps
  Ching Chong peace out

It sounds like a simple question, but it’s a way more divisive issue than I could have predicted with both sides refusing to concede any ground. Help me out.

@JessicaGrant
1: Dive with sharks
2 : I want to be bitten by a shark just to have a cool scar.. you know.
3: be the lunch of that shark.
and Life is good.

@Katherinee said in I FOUND A VALENTINE! ️:

Nicole ( @Firefly ), I’ve known you since like October and I’ve completely fallen in love with you since then. You have been my best friend throughout these couple months and you’re truly amazing. I’ve told you every tiny detail about my life just because I trust you so very much. We’ve talked for hours at a time and I would always complain to you for any type of situation that I was in and you would always help me out. I don’t remember one time where you haven’t given me some sort of advice. You’re like an amazing sister from another mother (I know that didn’t sound as good as “brother from another mother” ). I adore you, from your face, to your excellent advising skills, to your mood and personality that always seems to cheer me up, no matter what. I truly do love you a lot. I honestly used to think you were just a flirt and tried to get all them guys (Hehehehe). But I was so wrong. You are actually such a sweet person. Remember the first time we talked? You, Aliza (I think) and I were all on pub and I was making you two guess a user on TWS. You ended up getting it correct, and that’s when I decided to dm you. We started talking a lot, and I started getting those great vibes from you. And that’s when I realized I finally had a true friend. Ever since then, I’ve shared every single thing with you and haven’t been hiding anything from you. I still remember our talks where you said that Shawn Mendes and Liam Payne were your exes and I asked you how long their diccks were and if you stalk both of them like I do. But you are a true friend, a hoe, a sluut, a whorre, a pedo, a fagggot, a big assshhole and a piece of shit. But I love you. Therefore, I love you and I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER THAN HE CAN, AND ANY GIRL LIKE YOU DESERVES A KATHERINE. (Sheit I forgot I was still on one knee). I can’t even write 150 words for ELA, but I can write a 300-400 word thing ALL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ️

So,

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

Yes I did copy and paste from kakakakakakashi’s post

KAKAKAKAKASHI AND FIFIFIFIFIFIREFLY ARE NOT TOGETHER

I'm not crying... its just something in my eye.

They did a surgery on a grape was cringy but they also sent a garlic bread to space!
And if the idea of a garlic bread floating around in space doesn't bring a smile to your face then I feel really sorry for you. It's a garlic bread for crying out loud. It's funny cause a garlic bread shouldn't be in space, it should be on earth in a house on a table on a plate getting cut with a knife and devoured within second. So to sum up it is funny that they sent a garlic bread to space while we living a boring life here.
Many thanks to THEM.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR AND SO IS YOUR THIRD LEGGGG

clears throat
So I was away for like 3 days thinking no one would really care if I leave tws, but I gotta try it tho, and when I came back I see, people embracing me like a new born child.

How the fruck you guys even like me, Im super annoying/autistic/irritating/ would tease you to the core/ careless/ cold/ rbf/ a failure/Sometimes when I finish a packet of biscuits, I put the empty wrapper back in the cupboard so I can ruin hopes and dreams. No kidding. I'm a pain in the ass. But I'm extremely misunderstood by a lot of people, the problem is obviously in myself and how I communicate with others.
@Katherinee YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY TO EVER EXIST AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS BE HAPPY AND SURROUNDED BY LOVE AND AFFECTION AND YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND I REALLY WANT TO KEEP YOU IN MY LIFE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN AND I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
You are my sweet little precious bean pls keep smiling and i wanna protect you at all costs I have soo much love to give you
Baka @Kakashi I melted in your embrace. teary eyes its strange to have a friend that you have never hugged/shook their hand or looked into their eyes but you have been touched by their souls and felt the warm of their being.(oo wow I sound a lil poetic ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXISTING YOU FUCKING RETARDED YET THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD MYYYY BESTFRIEND (BAKAZONED FFS)
The friends I have never met are not my friends untouched for i have felt them with me when I needed them I have confided in them and they are the some of kindest people I have ever known.

@ObviouslyLucifer said in Random thought of the day:

@SoFa-king-Cody said in Random thought of the day:
They also have the most unfortunate names!

Why Is It Called Spotted D ick?

The raisins and currants are what make this D ick spotted

What’s In Scotch woodcock?

There is no Scotch and no Woodcock in this dish. ( a woodcock is actually a bird).

Two Words, Fish and Pie.

Legend has it that on the 23 of December, Tom Bawcock went out on his fishing boat despite horrible stormy weather and difficult seas. He caught enough fish to feed the entire village. The fish were baked into a pie and the heads were left poking out to prove there were actually fish inside. The fish literally look like they are staring up at the stars, hence the name “Stargazy Pie”.

What’s in faggots?

Faggots are large meatballs made of organs and entrails (offal), usually from the pig.

don't know how serious you are being, but I tend to agree.
and also how can we trust a nation who survives on root beer?

Graves are for the living, not the dead.
As y'all know I'm dead(if you don't, just suppose I am) I want some dope ass lines written on my tombstone.
~Nice suggestions would not be appreciated.

@33ItsBatman said in See you on the flip side:

@Firefly
Goodbye n good luck for life

thank you

@DIV Btw Thanks for the sketch XD its was so accurate.

@Azriel Sorry to steal your thunder but I just realized I need to make a goodbye post as well, since im terrible at goodbyes but In my mind I always envision like a sincere heart to heart one to one talk with each person or at least letting each person know something that I appreciate about them. but all I actually end up doing joking with them and letting them know I’m leaving, Well... I hate long goodbyes... KEEPING IT SHORT, Too-da-loo Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaas
Shuts door - audibly locks it
sigh

[walk away]

@Kakashi said in I PAINTED STARRY NIGHT BY VAN GOGH:

@Firefly is this how we dream when we're high on lsd?? XD

you don't know how to judge art stfu.

@Kakashi said in I PAINTED STARRY NIGHT BY VAN GOGH:

@Firefly i smell genius in here.

no

@Chicken-meat said in I PAINTED STARRY NIGHT BY VAN GOGH:

@Chicken-meat oh damn I thought that was the original piece lol, no wonder I felt it was a little off, but in a good ur own unique way, also looks like u got a lot of sunny side up eggs floating on turbulent waters.

definitely egg yolks! what about the swirls of the sky? do they remind you of succulent plants.

@Durwin said in I have been requested to mak this topic concerning a certain name ..... This is for you Firefly :

@Firefly Do you like ma Nicole Nicky ????

TOTALLY DIG IT @Durwin @Kakashi !

@nightshifter said in I have been requested to mak this topic concerning a certain name ..... This is for you Firefly :

@Durwin , NICKY!!!! We love you! Lol!

I love you too