Maybe you was expecting another facts , no , I worked on this for about 3 hours , so better than facts / here we go

You know one of these moments you've been searching for something , like piano let's say , and then you see a piano ad , and think to yourself what a coincidence , but there's more , "the Free internet sites" which you don't pay for to use their services use a think called trackers , which track everything you do , focusing on facebook now : let's say you make a post about how you crave KFC and then there's that sweet ad on KFC , that's because facebook tracks everything you say , everything you post , everything you search , everyone you know and analyzes all that data, and then sells it to advertisers for big money, and facebook knows everything about you aleready propably just from info you post and messages and other stuff , they might know from your hobbies to your sexuality

But you might tell to yourself , i'll just delete my facebook , yeah you might , but good luck escaping google , and more site trackers , in fact google has their trackers on almost every site , that erectile disfunction you searched yesterday on "anonymous mode" which you think nobody saw , google has the front seat on that , and he sells that info to advertisers , everything you search , will search and searched will be sold [even when you write a e-mail or just simply watch a youtube video]

but except for that we don't know what they all do with the info , they might even sell it to FBI or something , but we know they are making billions from it , so when we use these sites , we aren't the customer . We are the product

but for every user they survey , they make just 12 dollars
your interests , your personality , your relationships , your sexuality , your identity , your privacy
you gave all of it away , just to avoid paying 12 dollars

and humanity chose that , we'd rather have it for "FREE" than paying for it

now you might be saying "Jessica you dickhead you made me paranoid" but no , there's a solution , might be too late , but still: I myself do this so , there's a site called DuckDuckGo if you visit it it looks like a search engine [because it is] now on the right corner you see a lil robot , if you click install and do what they say , you will avoid MOST of the trackers

Hope you learned something new , so till the next post

Okay so if you've kept up with me you know i started a Project , an A.I which I just released in Alpha , and only platform that did let me host it on the web for free was dialogflow , before i list it under and you can start chatting i wanna say i coded it and exported it to dialogflow myself and it took so much days and also i wanna give credits to people who participated in the very good survey and people who helped me come up with questions

Credits : @Kakashi
@Durwin
@SoFa_king_Cody
@Jeff9998 [also sorry j e f f when i looked at your entry my tired ass didn't
notice everything and it was helpful lol]
@Bela-Hella

so , introducing Jess1ca [egoism much?] https://bot.dialogflow.com/Jess1ca
[note : if you notice bugs or questions unanswered by my chatbot feel free to pm me or comment under this or email my very shitty new email adress [email protected] ,or anything that i could improve]

1. you can die of Alzheimer's due to forgetting how to breathe , swallow , etc.
2. Jeanna Giese was only one in history to survive rabies without vaccination
3. Dogs love squeaky toys because the sound of the toy sounds to them like a tiny animal being killed
4. if your eyes weren't immune to immunity your immunity system would destroy the insides of your eyes
   5.Dr. Seuss's wife killed herself because Dr. Seuss was having an affair while she had cancer
   6 . older people have much more chances of commiting suicide
   7 . thanks to facebook people in future will be able to track your pictures , even those who were in background , those who you don't want anyone to see
   8 . more U.S soldiers die because of suicide than combat
   9 . the smell that mowing your lawn does is actually the grass crying for help
   10 . all rodents will eat their children if they're stressed
   11 . around 40% of food produced is thrown out , nothing will happen to it , and people starve , while you throw perfectly good food out

alright that's all and i finally made a decent post after like 2 months

Alright , there are people just asking me "ah Jess y u no like catz they awesome!", they aren't and this is what the post will be about [about how cats are the worst viral pet]

Alright let's start with the worst thing , cats shit out brain parasites , yes they do , [Toxoplasma Gondii] this causes almost everything who smelled it , touched it or just passed by it , it was used to make rodents not fear so the cats can eat them right , but it can attack humans and 50%+ infected by Toxoplasmosis , and yes it also causes humans to not fear
a good thing right? NO. fear increases our heartbeat which means the blood is generating faster so the brain can think better and faster because more blood = more foucs , that's why you do good on exams you feared etc. , so taking this out is shit right . To the next point , the cats recognize their name , but they don't respond because they simple don't give one , because they don't love you , they just want food for free that they get thanks to you , they learned to emit baby cries to wake mothers up and give them food , fucking manipulators , i hate em . Also cats try to kill you when you're weak . Also toxoplasmosis can cause further brain disorders. Cats think they owe you , yes they do , and they don't love you , you are more of a slave to them. and petting your cat makes the cat stressed. Alright let's talk about dogs now , dogs are friendly , obeyfull , good and peace loving , because they evolved thanks to humans , cats on the other hand showed up to steal our food , and now hey , we have all these cats , that bring us brain parasites and slowly kill us .

So if you still love cats first of all you are dead to me second of all you are either mentally retarded , have the worst stage of toxoplasmosis or you're one of these people that say vaccination causes autism.
Lets get rid of cats #removecats

Simple question , simple answer [bucket list - a list of things you want to do before you die]

Today I decided to share some love even for the companies, sites etc. That I hate and what they have done, you know just sharing some love even for the companies that are on the naughty list, because it's Christmas

1 - Google: Feeling Lucky Button, you know that button you never use, I have to give it some credit. Because of it, Google loses about 11 mil. dollars. Unless nobody heard of it, it redirects to a site instead of googling it, but you have to "feel lucky" they say it still exists to give you a feeling that there still are people that are alive that don't only care about money

2 - Google: Spreading The Linux, of course, I have to include Google making Android and spreading the word about Linux, also Chrome OS

3 - Google [AGAIN?!]: Chromium, yeah Google made an open-source browser, it's not exactly that secure but it's great so check it out Y'all hard-core google fans

4 - Facebook: Downloading your own data, yes you can do that and I feature it because Facebook is putting themselves at risk by doing this, if they have too much info users could do something about it, and maybe you can download other people's info but I haven't tried that.
Btw Facebook collects data about you even if you don't have an account and you can also download that

5 - Facebook: WhatsApp, a reasonably secure app it's not that secure but it's somewhat safe and collects less data, cheers Facebook

6 - VK: Telegram, another reasonably secure messenger, and some people say that's it's more secure than WhatsApp, but it's not still it's very secure for a social media

and that's about it, no more sharing love to these companies anymore till next Christmas

Ok so basically,

I never learned how to pay taxes , I never was taught how to take care of my health but i know how Henry the VIII killed his women , I know that mitochondria is powerhouse of the cell yet , i don't know sh!t about human rights [there's 30 , none of them was ever taught in my school] , Nobody taught me the law except myself , because x = (-b ± √b² – 4ac)/2a was more important , don't know how to deal with mortgage , but I was having migraines from learning "Mental Math" because you won't have a calculator with you 24/7 , never was taught how to help my depressed friend with his depression , but i'm "glad" that i know when the Great Fire of London was instead of that , I wasn't taught how to recognize strokes, Mais oui, je parle un peu de Francais , this is the "quality education" we "need" , without which we "can't live" , but is it really? , is the government retarded?

Okay so basically i'm starting a new "series" of me complaining of stuff that normal people would leave alone , what a great start i actually photoshopped my own meme for this one , won't spoil more than that

okay so basically i'm a monky

and also I just dropped Despacito 4 , or how I like to call it Despacito Guitar & Bass cover , took me way too much time and tries

also I created new SoundCloud account #nomorecopyrightstrikesihope

https://soundcloud.com/user-147689774/despacito-4

@WtfJudith those are 4 you :3

1 . dogs can smell your feelings
2 . dogs are as smart as 2 year old toddler
3 . dogs can learn more than 1 000 words
4 . puppies can sleep 18 to 20 hours a day
5 . Greyhounds [breeds] can run up to 44 miles per hour
6 . there are about 400 mil. dogs in the world [good luck following them @wtfjudith]
7 . the smaller dogs are the longer they live
8 . A russian dog Laika was the first animal in space
9 . Dogs aren't colorblind but they don't have eye receptors for red
10 . Dogs have 3 eyelids
11 . Basenji is only barkless breed of dog
12 . three of 12 dogs survived on titanic
13 . the most common health problem for dogs is actually obesity
14 . dogs can be taught to solve math problems [really simple ones tho]
15 . dogs have sense of time , and they miss you
16 . dogs get jealous when they see or smell you petting other dogs
17 . the Saluki is oldest breed of dogs , they appeared in ancient Egypt
18 . more than half U.S presidents owned dogs
19 . Stray Dogs in russia learned how to use subways and get off at specific location to search for food
20 . dogs can suffer from anxiety
21 . when dogs poop they look at you because they trust you and hope that you will protect them from any danger when they are in weak position

i will now focus on these kinds of fact topics because you seem to enjoy it :3

This post is deleted so I'm late but I'm still gonna reply so I seem relevant

have a random gif of Freddie Mercury because that's what you clearly want

@Zen00 well, the whole Earth will be burned by Sun at last, good news innit?

@Zen00 Honesty for the win ... I would say I'm about 95% honest because nobody is 100% honest, damn I didn't post for a while

@Zen00 oh damn, it's Valentine's already?, I do accept your proposal tho thanks :joy:

@spaceboy People who genuinely like VS are mentally retarded , tried it once and made me wanna commit suicide

@spaceboy said in Software Mayhem:

VS

VS? vomits

@spaceboy it only uses the toolkit tho, you can't quite do what you can do with Chromium and still, Atom is one of the best code editors if not the best

@SoFa_king_Cody said in HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU RESOLUTIONERS OUT THERE:

What is your new years resolution if you have one?

well, I want to stop discontinuing all my projects, finish all my projects and learn new skills , even useless ones

@Jeff9998 said in HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU RESOLUTIONERS OUT THERE:

improvise my grammar

improve*, grammar nazism intensifies

@WtfJudith said in HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU RESOLUTIONERS OUT THERE:

My resolution is to be able to hold my breath for 6 minutes

holding your breath more than 5 minutes will start killing your brain cells , but they can regenerate , otherwise you can't suffocate yourself so good luck d y i n g