Let me tell you something about myself,
um.. when I was like nine, I had a decent collection of the pokemon trading cards. Nothing great, but to me, they were my real asset.
I talked back to someone and that set my mum off. Went on a rant, don't remember the conversation, really. But she took all the cards, said they were gone for good.
Couple weeks later, she gave me a couple of them back, but only like 10 out of the over 100 I had. The few I got back weren't official cards. some were obvious fakes. All the real cards were gone. Only the worthless ones came back.
She was sorry. I forgave her but would never forget for what she did to me.

Conclusion: @TWS-OWNER
I appreciate your apology but I need space and time to deal with how I feel about this its just not easy for me to forgive you.

want to have your dream girl or guy swoon over you? It's easy! :smiley:

Follow some of these instructions and get ready to roll

• Wear a leather jacket
• Be aloof, quiet, and generally bad.
• ...or catch a peek at her panties.
• ...or walk in on her as she's bathing or undressing.
• If you can't do either of the above, "accidentally" grope her breasts.
• It never hurts to sacrifice a goat or two to get the powers to bribe the gods and removing all competition
• Rescue her from danger. Seriously, this cheesy shit always works xD
• Take your shirt off
• If you happen to be black, and she just so happens to be white, there are a TON of options available like, um
• grow an afro and just be really, really cool
• or, shave your head and just be really, really cool
• become president of the United States
• Punch through a wall 400 times with your bare fists
  Hope it helps :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
  Ching Chong peace out:middle_finger:

It sounds like a simple question, but it’s a way more divisive issue than I could have predicted with both sides refusing to concede any ground. Help me out.

@Katherinee said in I FOUND A VALENTINE! 🌹 ❤️:

Nicole ( @Firefly ), I’ve known you since like October and I’ve completely fallen in love with you since then. You have been my best friend throughout these couple months and you’re truly amazing. I’ve told you every tiny detail about my life just because I trust you so very much. We’ve talked for hours at a time and I would always complain to you for any type of situation that I was in and you would always help me out. I don’t remember one time where you haven’t given me some sort of advice. You’re like an amazing sister from another mother (I know that didn’t sound as good as “brother from another mother” 😂). I adore you, from your face, to your excellent advising skills, to your mood and personality that always seems to cheer me up, no matter what. I truly do love you a lot. I honestly used to think you were just a flirt and tried to get all them guys (Hehehehe). But I was so wrong. You are actually such a sweet person. Remember the first time we talked? You, Aliza (I think) and I were all on pub and I was making you two guess a user on TWS. You ended up getting it correct, and that’s when I decided to dm you. We started talking a lot, and I started getting those great vibes from you. And that’s when I realized I finally had a true friend. Ever since then, I’ve shared every single thing with you and haven’t been hiding anything from you. I still remember our talks where you said that Shawn Mendes and Liam Payne were your exes and I asked you how long their diccks were and if you stalk both of them like I do. But you are a true friend, a hoe, a sluut, a whorre, a pedo, a fagggot, a big assshhole and a piece of shit. But I love you. Therefore, I love you and I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER THAN HE CAN, AND ANY GIRL LIKE YOU DESERVES A KATHERINE. (Sheit I forgot I was still on one knee). I can’t even write 150 words for ELA, but I can write a 300-400 word thing ALL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU 😘❤️💕

So,

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

Yes I did copy and paste from kakakakakakashi’s post

KAKAKAKAKASHI AND FIFIFIFIFIFIREFLY ARE NOT TOGETHER

I'm not crying... its just something in my eye.

@JessicaGrant
1: Dive with sharks
2 : I want to be bitten by a shark just to have a cool scar.. you know.
3: be the lunch of that shark.
and Life is good.

@ObviouslyLucifer said in Random thought of the day:

@SoFa-king-Cody said in Random thought of the day:
They also have the most unfortunate names!

Why Is It Called Spotted D ick?

The raisins and currants are what make this D ick spotted :joy:

What’s In Scotch woodcock?

There is no Scotch and no Woodcock in this dish. (:joy: a woodcock is actually a bird).

Two Words, Fish and Pie.

Legend has it that on the 23 of December, Tom Bawcock went out on his fishing boat despite horrible stormy weather and difficult seas. He caught enough fish to feed the entire village. The fish were baked into a pie and the heads were left poking out to prove there were actually fish inside. The fish literally look like they are staring up at the stars, hence the name “Stargazy Pie”.

What’s in faggots?

Faggots are large meatballs made of organs and entrails (offal), usually from the pig.

don't know how serious you are being, but I tend to agree.
and also how can we trust a nation who survives on root beer? :joy:

@Katherinee said in I FOUND A VALENTINE! 🌹 ❤️:

Nicole ( @Firefly ) I love you. Therefore, I love you and I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER THAN HE CAN, AND ANY GIRL LIKE YOU DESERVES A KATHERINE. (Sheit I forgot I was still on one knee). I can’t even write 150 words for ELA, but I can write a 300-400 word thing ALL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU 😘❤️💕

YOU CUNTTTT MADE ME CRY SO HARD AND I SWEAR MY HORMONES ARE MESSING UP THERE.

They did a surgery on a grape was cringy but they also sent a garlic bread to space!
And if the idea of a garlic bread floating around in space doesn't bring a smile to your face then I feel really sorry for you. It's a garlic bread for crying out loud. It's funny cause a garlic bread shouldn't be in space, it should be on earth in a house on a table on a plate getting cut with a knife and devoured within second. So to sum up it is funny that they sent a garlic bread to space while we living a boring life here.
Many thanks to THEM.

@Katherinee said in I FOUND A VALENTINE! 🌹 ❤️:

KAKAKAKAKASHI AND FIFIFIFIFIFIREFLY ARE NOT TOGETHER

LOVE IS IN THE AIR AND SO IS YOUR THIRD LEGGGG

clears throat
So I was away for like 3 days thinking no one would really care if I leave tws, but I gotta try it tho, and when I came back I see, people embracing me like a new born child.

How the fruck you guys even like me, Im super annoying/autistic/irritating/ would tease you to the core/ careless/ cold/ rbf/ a failure/Sometimes when I finish a packet of biscuits, I put the empty wrapper back in the cupboard so I can ruin hopes and dreams. No kidding. I'm a pain in the ass. But I'm extremely misunderstood by a lot of people, the problem is obviously in myself and how I communicate with others.
@Katherinee YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY TO EVER EXIST AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS BE HAPPY AND SURROUNDED BY LOVE AND AFFECTION AND YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND I REALLY WANT TO KEEP YOU IN MY LIFE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN AND I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
You are my sweet little precious bean pls keep smiling and i wanna protect you at all costs I have soo much love to give you <3
Baka @Kakashi I melted in your embrace. teary eyes its strange to have a friend that you have never hugged/shook their hand or looked into their eyes but you have been touched by their souls and felt the warm of their being.(oo wow I sound a lil poetic :hushed: ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXISTING YOU FUCKING RETARDED YET THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD MYYYY BESTFRIEND (BAKAZONED FFS)
The friends I have never met are not my friends untouched for i have felt them with me when I needed them I have confided in them and they are the some of kindest people I have ever known.
:D

Graves are for the living, not the dead.
As y'all know I'm dead(if you don't, just suppose I am) I want some dope ass lines written on my tombstone.
~Nice suggestions would not be appreciated.

@SoFa-king-Cody XD

Well I guess tongue can be wonderful, but if used incorrectly, it can feel too invasive (and things might get rather sloppy xD) Idk most people are into French.. but no matter what you prefer, the keys to being a good kisser are variety and timing.

@Kakashi I chased you for real.

I couldn't think of anything to write so please pretend that you are reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear.
AND YES, HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY GIFT :smirk: :smirk: :smirk:

The demon is in all of us!! It arises when we feel pain, and no one cares, or adds to it.
It happened to me.I got attacked by demon spirits regularly. And no, it was not like in the movies, it was much more subtle. I resolved my possession by having a quality time with my inner demon. :smirk:

Been there, done that.
I don't get it. Why crying is a big deal, actually crying really helps, there's nothing wrong in shedding a salty fluid full of protein and water maybe mucus and oil too, releasing from a gland of your eye.
INFACT I've read about it in an article that our body produces an average of 5 to 10 ounces of tears each day. I think we all should utilize our tears by watching Bambi's mother die everyday. #Letshaveagoodcry

who is this sup anyways?